First we had hippys then headbangers then came goths now we have chavs.
an introduction
Poor escaped mental patient
the phenomenom that is chavs
First we had hippys then headbangers then came goths now we have chavs.
an introduction
Poor escaped mental patient
Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
-The allways inspiring leeza
It hurts my brain.
I love to give chavs cuddles. Then they get really thraving angry so I have to run them over with a purple steamroller. It's all rather jolly!
This purple steamroller wouldn't have a spoiler on it, would it? Purple behicles are very chavvy.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Yeah, check out the spoiler: (SPOILER)AEIRSS DIES!!!! LOL LOL LLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Czanthor
I think chavs prefer a really horrible metallic turquoise, kinda like this but more turquioisey and more metallic than purple steamrollers. Still, give 'em some blaps and they'll shut right up.
Chavs have horrible colour taste. I once saw a Honda Prelude (not a very chavvy car, but meh) painted in a colour that can only be described as vomit green.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
omg
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
Anyway, besides being some misc clan I can make fun of because I'm insecure like that, I wanna meet chavs. Though I've been told I'll probably get beat up and robbed (?) or something. Oh well.
According to Chavscum, my children will be called Daniella Chantelle James and Axel Storm James. Awesome.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
There is actually a place where I live called Crow Lane it has shops along it and during the night the Trevs (thats what they are called here) all group together, if anyone carrying anything of any value or wearing anything that would suggest they are a goth, skater etc they WILL be chased by the whole lot.
A mate of mine was walking through to go to another mates house they all shouted "SKATER GET HIM" he had to run for his life to the guys house other wise he would of had his face mashed.
Damn them and their trisha loving, bulldog called trevor owning, insulting social workers through letterbox...ing, 18 children and one bedroom flat owning ways.
Word/s.
Aw! I was gonna post the link to chavscum. But someone beat me too it.
I belive the Chav's or Chava's as there sometimes refered to where I live, prefer the burberry colour. A sort of brownish, tartan type design with red and black stripes.
They generaly hang around bus stops on a night drinking cider and think there bad ass. When in fact everyone knows there a bunch of teenage drop out losers who won't amount to anything, except being a source of amusement for the rest of us.
For a second there I thought Chavs were some sort of new breed that would try to overthrow townies like that film Blade 2 with the two species of vampire, but no, they're just townies. Ah well, we can but dream. And laugh at the fact they'll never amount to anything more than shelf stockers in most cases.
Still, I object to the bashing of cheap cider.
[leeza]Total sig height should not be over 250 pixels, including all text.[/leeza]
As far as I know, Rednecks do not wear burberry, only prissy rich girls do, but I live in America.
I come from Ashford. We INVENTED the chav.
Seriously, that is probably our towns only claim to fame. We invented the word chav and thereby unleshed a wave of evil upon the world.
Chavs are annoying.
Chaos
Your from New York. Have you ever seen a redneck before?As far as I know, Rednecks do not wear burberry, only prissy rich girls do, but I live in America.
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