The BAoTW federation, sponsored heavily by the PG "free the newblar" foundation, with contributions by various unmentionable parties has funded the following announcement:

It is simple to gain members into EoFF. In fact there are many ways. Let us discuss some. First, EoFF has consistently gained members. According to this moment, maddhatter962995 is the newest member, with a user ID of 12264. This implies that EoFF has florished from a few members (Cid, Dr Unne, etc) to a mountain of bodies at over twelve thousand. Since EoFF forbids double accounts and rarely bans people, it is likely that the majority of the twelve thousand are potentially active members. Truly, the EoFF army is supreme and ultimate, and BAoTW suggests that anybody who so wishes to join our ranks come forth and sign up.

Of course, if we want more members, it shows that our staff is quite capable of handling even more than twelve thousand EoFF members. So there is no need to change the set up of the moderating team. So let us go forth and figure out how to gain members. A search on Google for Final Fantasy puts our happy webpage at number four. "Final fantasy" puts us at number six. So it is no secret that most people who play final fantasy will find our board. So advertisement is almost unnecessary, as search engines are sufficient.

However the link only goes to the front page, where information is abound and glorious. It is there where we will make our move to subdue hapless browsers. Putting an emphasis on the forums will give visitors a "heads up" on the existence of our forums, and may incite them to join. I suggest that we bold face the link to the forums, and put updates periodically telling visitors to enjoy our happy forums.

And if worse comes to worse, I'll publicly strip and dance for quarters.