And I thought I was stupid.![]()
Your users are far more entertaining than mine. I get more laughs out of non-user-caused things, such as Thomas Watt having twatt as a user id, and Michael Cockburn at a different company ending up with cockbum. Or a user calling up to request a new nipple as they can't find their old one. Even though it's completely legit, you have to have a laugh. But yeah, I tell your problems to my co-workers and we laugh, too.Thanks, Bleys!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Chronicles of George
OCC: thanks to Dr Unne for telling me about this eons ago
30 seconds?? It doesn't take more than three seconds to press the button to cold boot the comp. I'm running WinXP and usually turns the comp off by going to Start > Turn off Computer.Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Should I wanna take the comp apart I'll turn it off then unplug it instead of holding the button for 30 seconds beforehand.Originally Posted by Escobar
Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
No, but one of our boys did get the following.
"What's my confirm password? I know my password, but I don't have a confirm password."
XDOriginally Posted by Mark
Some people are really, really stupid. Sometimes, it makes me cry. TT.TT
Social Darwinism should take care of these people.
I LOVE BLEYSOriginally Posted by Mark
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And I love punting tarus into a big pile of horse cookies.Originally Posted by Misfit
WRONG TOPIC!Originally Posted by Mark
/slap
All soft power switches I've come across are 4 seconds
I'm having second thoughts about getting such a job now, I think I'd die from the stupidity before getting round to making fun of such people![]()
Hahaha....![]()
Just remeber - your job exists to help these technologically impaired people!
Imagine how doctors feel about the questions people ask them, and their job is a profession.
You are Quistis! You're a popular one. Life keeps you busy,
but you still try to slow down once in a while and enjoy the
world around you, in spite of how busy you are. You're in good
shape, and you can't help being a bit of a flirt.
Take the Final Fantasy 8 Test here!
The doctor's job is to fix my broken ass and not answer retarded questions like
Moron: "You told me to take 2 pills a day and its been a week and I feel the same."
Doctor: "Thats odd...how many pills do you have left"
Moron: "All of them"
Doctor: "What are you doing with the pills?"
Moron: "Taking them out of the bottle just like you said"
Its a lot different. I personally can't stand tech support people. I, for the most part, know what is wrong and just need someone to come out and fix my computer because it is under warrenty. I don't need to sit there and have you read me a damn help walk through. Its even worse when the person doesn't live in the USA and is an outsourced job. I can't understand those people at all.
I quit my job like that. It was horrible. They had me fill out a questionaire about my experiece working there. At the bottom there was a question "Is there anything we could have done to keep you here?" I was half tempted to write "Add a 'kill customer' button to the phone." But in the end, I ended up just saying "Realistically, no."
Bleys, I feel your pain.
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