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  1. 10-06-2004, 04:32 AM #1
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    Default That's ONE way to enrich the human gene pool...

    I swiped <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc">this</a> off of another message board. <b>(Warning: Gross) -SD</b>

    The boys at work figure that he's a Sympatico member. We're presently trying to locate his account.
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  2. 10-06-2004, 04:40 AM #2
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    WHAT!?!? HAHAHA! HOW!? How do you.... Ugh I don't get it!
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  3. 10-06-2004, 04:41 AM #3
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    Was he blind?
    Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps
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  4. 10-06-2004, 04:50 AM #4
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    Well, he's definitely down ONE eye.
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  5. 10-06-2004, 05:00 AM #5
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    If I did that I'd go ahead and cut off my other head immediately after.

    Seriously, thats gotta suck...and be humiliation nation...gah gross.

    EDIT: Omg I just understood the title of the thread...LOL.
    I like Kung-Fu.
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  6. 10-06-2004, 05:40 AM #6
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    wtf was he tripping?
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    I doubt he was going to ever use it again anyway.
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    Ok if he cuts it off thinking it's a chicken neck won't the pain in his loins give away the fact that's not a chicken neck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joel
    Ok if he cuts it off thinking it's a chicken neck won't the pain in his loins give away the fact that's not a chicken neck?
    Hmm...a certain quote comes to mind...
    Quote Originally Posted by The Drill Sergeant on Full Metal Jacket
    WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB NUTS!?
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    He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
    He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.
    Spiff you shouldn't pick your father like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff
    He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.
    XD
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  13. 10-06-2004, 08:42 PM #13
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    I think its

    "Whats your major malfunction seargent"

    but EEEEEWWW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW. And wouldnt he feel the wood block BEFORE he chopped.
    Word/s.
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  14. 10-06-2004, 11:20 PM #14
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    I heard aobut this in school

    umm...how? HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW?!

    This is a cover up for something alot more wierd he was doing, has to be. It takes too much effort to mistake a Penis for a chicken neck while you are wearing underwear.
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    Just trying to cut off the chicken neck eh? SUUUURE that's what they ALL say!
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