[q=Joel]Now lets kinda be specific on this. You might want to get a calculator and also think of about how many days it would take you to get this stuff.[/q]
1. A house
Total time to get: two weeks, including legal paperwork and inspections
cost: $1,000,000 including tax and all relevant expenses
Left over: $0

The reason for this is simple: houses go up in value over time, especially million-dollar mansions. When the time was right, I could simply sell it off for a tidy profit, and do things such as paying off my student loan, being nice to cool people and charitable causes, etc.