-brushes-
"Wow, it looks like I'm a mad dog. Grr. I am the mad dog-xor. I so pwn."
-remains a loser and brushes-
"The mirror looks dirty. I should clean it sometime. OMG. I'm drooling again!"
-worries and looks around frantically-
"I hope Myles doesn't walk in while I have white foam coming out of my mouth and I'm drooling. Sure doesn't look right. What if he doesn't love me anymore?!?!?! OMFG!!"
-tries to wipe drool off and drools twice as much-
". . ."
-gives up and just stands there drooling-

Yup. Morning and afternoon. These are my inquisitive thoughts of DOOM.