See this is only flipping round 3! We're all going to be all molding and grey and etc by the time this game is over
See this is only flipping round 3! We're all going to be all molding and grey and etc by the time this game is over
*PMs entry*
I think that this should be changed into a penthlon...
I'd prefer a pentathlon too, if it's all the same to you peopleOriginally Posted by White Raven
I think that this should be changed into a penthlon...
If this drags out, you'll get less and less people submitting entries and less and less people voting, Pr00tie.
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I'd prefer a pentathlon too, if it's all the same to you people- Psychotic
Easy to say for someone who's already winning.
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
Ok, seems like I won't be having any more entries so I'll go ahead and post the entries so that voting can start.
Voting ends on monday, and tomorrow I'll get set the next round so you can start concentrating on that. xD
ROUND 3
A:
Movie Title: FFoE ( Foe: I Fight you! PART ONE! )
MPAA: Rated R for some scense of violence and strong sensuality
Genre: Romantically Horrifying Action of Haggard DooM! ( Incest possible )
Director & Cast (Optional): . . . some drunk people or whatever.
Summary: It all started on a dark day, where the angels wept, and the demons sang;
"I choose you, Rye-Chuu!!" a voice only belonging to a fat little AsIAn man wearing panties raged against the unforgiving tyranny of the wind. A flash of light quivered and faded to reveal a loaf of angered bread.
"Rwar! I'm ready, I'm ready," squealed the bread as across the field the enemy stood waiting.
-Insert random cool car crash or explosion to be later explained maybe here-
"Oh yeah!? Well, go HOOTASAUR!!" demanded a stern voice belonging to a little monkey; his mullet dancing freely in the wind. The sun gleamed off his glasses as an angry ( even angrier then the bread! ) elephant appeared, mallet gripped tightly with his trunk. -insert elephant sound here or such-
"You will never beat us!" screamed the fatty-fat guy through his piece of pie.
-cool hardcore rock music here as screen flashes between both people 170,914,901,841,908 times-
SUDDENLY! A comet hit and they all died.
On to a chicken plant where poor Choco-BoB is being held by the evil-ness of KFC ran by none other then the EVIL Neko of Baka-ness!!!! -dramatic music here along with evil laughter-
"Sqrwauk," BoB cried as they dipped him in an electric bath and sliced off his head later to be eaten by some sexy shoeshine boy who was out on his lunch break.
UNKNOWING TO THEM ALL!!!!!!! Down the street there was another stand off of good versus evil!
"Oh my goodness! I shall now use some cool fighting move to kill you!" yelled a man in a karate suit or something.
"POKEMON SNAP!" replied his grey opponent.
"KAMAHAMAA-SHIINININJAIJLAJLKAJOI! ( msp?)" yelled the man again but his attack was cut off as the walrus jumped on top of him and squished him to death, eating nachos. The walurs later died cause . . . uhm . . . a little Monkey named Misfit thought he was roadkill and fed him to some smiling birds or whatever.
-Insert a lot of sexy hentai here-
Then more stuff happened. To Be Continued in 30 more movies to suck the life out of people and their wallets. Then we'll remaster, remix, uncut, and remake the series.
B:
Movie Title: Soc Wars: The Return of the Atheists
MPAA: PG
Genre: Spacey Thing.
Director & Cast:
Director: Super "Anaheim Angels? DELETED!" Delete
Luke Psywalker: Psy "RANDOM THINGS" Chotic
Darth BoB: Loony "I collect hair!" BoB
Den Solo: Den "arghasm!" Mark
Princess Leeza: Lee "I like cats
Emperor Yamaneko: Josef Stalin
Chewbaloki: Ba "I don't want to be staff!" Loki
Bleys the Gay Robot: Mark
Unne the Gay Robot: Dr "Feelgood" Unne
Obi Raven Kenobi: White "Lightsaber feet!" Raven
Assorted little midget ewokky things: Czan "Sexual!" Thor, Rye,
Trumpet "Schizophrenic" Thief, Triple "WHOA! BUNNY RABBITS!" T, Shlup
"sup asian pride?" Moo, Dooms "No more soup!" Day, poly "This time,
it's vegetable!" onymous and Fuza "Sausages!" Keru.
Joel the Hutt: Joel "Wibble!" Holmes
Boba eest: eest "Orange juice for me, please!" linc
Yoda: Shlup "Can you say pink vomit?" Quack
Millenium Falc0n: Maxx "Special" Power
Summary:
Den Solo has been captured and covered in goop by Joel the Hutt, who
enjoys dressing Den up as Chun Li and licking his eyes. Joel also has
the sexy and totally hot Princess Leeza, and he makes her wear a metal
bikini for well...obvious reasons. Luke Psywalker thinks this isn't
fun. So he brings along Chewbaloki (who is an amphetamines addict, it
should be noted) and a couple of homosexual robots, Bleys and Unne.
After a gruelling match of rock, paper, scissors, Psy has freed
everyone who was being abused by Joel and his sexy manservant, Boba
eest, and even decides to make eest into a stripper, and mails Joel to
Ethiopia. Uh...Tattooine, whatever.
Then they all hang out with Ewoks in a keg party. Drunk rebel pilots
for everyone! Psy wakes up in bed with an ewok. Comedy hijinks ensue,
especially as the ewok is named ShlupMoo. The alcohol also has a
negative affect on Chewbaloki, who gets in a fight with Obi Raven
Kenobi, even though Obi Raven Kenobi was slain by Darth BoB during
Woodstock. This is because he can appear anywhere, but he prefers to
spend the time in the Empire's Soctrooper's locker rooms.
Psy then encounters a jolly soul, who is constantly high on a mixture
of marijuana and floppy disks. Yes. Anyway, this individual says such
wacky things as "Smoke the bifta, I do!" and "Grenade in your mouth, I
am!". No-one understands why this happens. Then Princess Leeza strips
for the rebel forces, because she's in love with some pilot and
hammer-wieldercalled HOOTERS. Who is dead! Killed by the evil
Soctroopers for carrying around images of naked things! *GASP*!
Meanwhile, PENGUINS!
Anywho, they decide to attack the Soc Empire because they're mean and
nasty and like to play pool. The gay robots are a distraction. The
Soctroopers all gather round to watch them "cut and paste" all over
each other, and then all the Ewoks jump out and hit them with tennis
rackets. Green ones. Then everyone flies around in spaceships and zaps
things, but this is boring, so to liven things up a bit everyone lands
their spaceships on top of a Taco Bell Dog, strip down to their
underwear and start grabbing on jumping on each other - "WE'RE PRO
WRESTLERS! CAN I HAVE A SNOW CONE?" is something that was not said by
any character.
Then Luke Psywalker and Darth BoB start fighting with these big laser
swordy things that go "VOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOM
VOOOOOOOOOOM! PEEEEOW! VOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOOOOOOOOOOM
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! VOOOM VOOM!
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Sorry, I got carried away
there. BoB then says "PSY I R URE FATHER LOL I R L337!!!!!111 I PWN
J00R A$$!!!! H4x0r!??!?!?" Naturally, this upsets Luke Psywalker, who
then refuses to give Darth BoB a Christmas Present. This breaks Darth
BoB's heart, as he realises what a bad father he was, and also that
dressing in black and talking about death and listening to Linkin Park
(HEY! In the original movie DV listened to it! Really!) doesn't make
him an individual, as lots of angsty teens do the same. Instead he
learned the joys of emeralds, bowling, and mittens, and retired to the
Seychelles. But then he took his helmet off and he was really ugly so
the locals pelted him with coconuts and called him "UGLY POO POO!".
Then Emperor Yamaneko comes along and starts singing about vodka and
the winters in Leningrad. Den Solo intervenes at this point, trying to
point out that the winters in Antarctica are far colder. A fight
breaks out, so Solo uses the martial art of "Poe Keen Ai!" and pokes
Yamawhatever in the eye.
Then Den married Leeza, Luke Psywalker became an acrobat, the gay
robots broke up - Bleys went on to have his own makeover show whilst
Unne became a walking Firefox advert - Chewbaloki fell in love with
Obi Raven Kenobi, the ewoks fell into a bottomless pit and died of
starvation, and Yoda became a nun. In Austria. Then everyone went into
a room filled with 99 red balloons and danced.
THE END!
C.
Movie Title: Agent Proto and the curse of the golden chocobo
MPAA: PG13 Mild language, mild nudity, mild sexual refrences
Genre: Action/Comedy
Director & Cast:
Director: Cid
Agent Proto : Christopher Walken
PC Dalton : Steve Buschemi
Dr Unne : Himself
The Golden Chocobo : Anthony Hopkins (CGI Rendered obviously)
Garland : John Travolta
Susan Paradon : That blonde chick from that comedy show, yknow which one I mean
Summary: Agent Proto (Walken) is a n every day member of the Midgard SAS, until his life is shattered when his entire crop of wheetabix plants are destroyed by Garland (Travolta). With his bumbling sidekick Dalton (Buschemi), they go in search of the Golden Chocobo (voiced by Academy award winner Sir Anthony Hopkins, BFc, GFe, TTFn), under the watchful eye of the beautiful Susan Paradon (you know, THAT one). It's an action packed adventure for all the family (WARNING, may not be suitable for children under 10 and the elderly. Flashing lights and cruelity to Moggle's present)
D.
FAST TIMES AT EYESON HIGH!
Rated R for crude humor, stylized violence and partial nudity by the Motion Picture Association of America.
Genre: Comedy!
Cast:
Seann William Scott (The Rundown) as Mikael Spicoli
Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under) as Mandee Hamilton
Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko) as Russell Hamilton
Ashton Kutcher (The Butterfly Effect) as Antonicles Damone
Chris Elwood (How High) as Jeff "Pr00t" Protokowski
Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) as Linda Bombinatricks
Clint Eastwood (Blood Work) as Mr. Foote
Also featuring cameos by DMX, Nicolas Cage, Martin Scorcese, Forest Whitaker and Sean Penn!
Story:
"Fast Times at EyesOn High" follows the antics of crazy high school kids at a suburban-yet-oh-so-metropolitan campus! You'll meet Mikael Spicoli, self-proclaimed slacker extraordinarie! Antonicles Damone, a smooth-talkin' operator! And Mr. Foote, a hard-nosed teacher who doesn't take any kind of crap!
E.
Movie Title: The Bleysie Poo girls
MPAA: Rated R
Genre: Romantic Thriller
Director & Cast:
Directed by Psychotic
Starring:
Dr Unne as Troubles
Big D as Double D Cup
Shlupquack as Possum
SomethingBig as Bossy
Citizen Bleys as the voice of Chris Farley
AND
RSL as Russell Crowe
Summary: Russell Crowe is at it again! He's stolen the drinking straw of longinus from McDonald's, a foil plated weapon with the power to destroy all of tallsville, a country in New Zealand inhabited by cave dwelling monkeys who stand an omnious ten decimeters tall! With his army of angry furries who will do yaoi for pocky, there is no hope for humanity! That is, until the secret organisation of ninja thieves led by three rambunctious girls are brought in to put a stop to all this nonsense and return New Zealand and its sheep to its former glory!
F.
Movie Title: Drama
MPAA: R
Genre: Action: Comedy
Directed by Oliver Stone
Summary: In the world of the internet there are those that bitch...those that complain and then there is EoFF. Listen to their so called crappy lives and then watch the members get into an all out flame war. It soon becomes appearant that talk will not settle their disputes...so the web master cid invites them all to compete in MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! Only one...will survive!
G.
Voice over: Coming soon...
to a theater near you...
from the renowned director of
Money Train
...and In the Army Now
and the producers of
Scream 2
...and The Producers
with the award winning cinemetographer of
Meet Joe Black,
Bait,
...and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
comes a film
critics are calling...
'Spellbinding'
'Simply Riveting'
...and 'A masterpiece of the motion picture art'
starring...
Harold Ramis
...as Loony BoB
and Meryl Streep
...as ShlupQuack
in the performances of their careers...
Shlup: We can't run away from our love forever. We cannot deny it. We cannot fight it.
BoB: No! It can't be. It can never be! We're from different worlds! That baby isn't mine!
Voice over: With...
Christopher Walken
...as Nait
and...
some random porno actor
...as Mikztsu
Nait: Agent Proto never told you about your father...
Mik: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Nait: No. I am your father!
Mik: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!one
Voice over: Also starring...
Justin Timberlake
and the original Mouseketeers...
back together as...
Psychotic and the BAotW
as they perform...
their song and dance tribute
...to spam.
Witness...
the chilling supercomputer...
HAL 9000
...as Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kishi: What do you think you're doing, Dave?
Big D: I, uh, I was just saying...
Kishi: Those translations were wrong, Dave. They were all wrong.
Big D: That's a matter of opinion.
Kishi: There is only one opinion, Dave. Mine. Please don't make me hurt you...Dave...
Voice over: Watch as...
Jason Mewes
...and Kevin Smith
return to the big screen...
as edczxcvbnm and Sephex
ed:the rules,
Sephex: ...
Voice over: And...
from beyond the grave
Marlon Brando returns
...as Owner/CEO Cid
Cid: The site, she needs a new layout.
Unne: Change is bad. Think of the tradition.
Farah: The other five families will never go along with this...
Cid: I have spoken.
Farah: Then it shall be done, Godfather...
Voice over: Also returning from the dead...
is Chris Farley
when he reunites with...
David Spade
...as Joel and MecaKane
Kane: You're pairing me up with this guy again?
Joel: It's a clip on. Ow, Sonofa!
This Guy: Wha?
Voice over: See Jason Biggs
in his performance of rival forums owner
...The Man
The Man: Come to my forums. They are ten times better than Eyeson. Pure gold, I guarantee!
TheAbominatrix: What? These aren't gold at all!
The Man: Fools! Foooooools! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Bush sucks!
Voice over: And be a part of the Ciddie caliber performance...
of Screech from Saved by the Bell...
in his most touching role ever...
Linus: There is nothing left for me in this world. Farewell all of you!
Spiff: Please, don't say that.
Linus: Too late. Remember me for what I was, and not what I am!
Spiff: Whyyyyyyyyyyy!
Joel: I think he's faking it.
eest: I think he's a giant chicken.
Mark: Show some respect, guys. I'm dead serious.
Voice over: Also starring...
Michelle Pfeiffer as Leeza
Carrot Top as HOOTERS
Ben Stiller as Super Delete
Mick Foley as DJzen
Andy Kaufman as Big D
Abe Vigoda as The Captain
Ben Kingsley as 'Mark'
Antonio Banderas as Strider
Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Murphy,
and Eddie Murphy...
as Chaos, Trowa, Rubedo, and Trumpet Theif
John Favreau as Yamaneko
Vince Vaughn as Raistlin
Rob Schneider as ShlupMoo
...and Robin Williams
as Not At All Reno
in...
Eyes on Final Fantasy:
The Spam Within.
Only in theaters.
H.
Movie Title: The Next Cid's Night
MPAA: PG13
Genre: Comedy
Director & Cast:
Directed by Dennis Dugan
Starring Ashton Kutcher, Adam Sandler, and Ben Stiller
Summary: When Cid says he'll make one more person admin, three best friends go through tasks to get the title. They are given lists of objectives they must do around the world but the only have one month to do them in.
I.
Movie Title: Split Tragedy
MPAA: Rated R
Genre: Action, Horror
Director: Seiken
Cast: Super Delete, Psychotic, Triple T, Matty Pie! Shlupthor, ShlupBert, ShlupQuack, Seiken, Giga Guess, Del Moomba
Summary: Years later on EOFF, an event called the “Split Tragedy” occurs, causing many members to have name changes and Multiple Personality Disorder, this all happening because of Seiken, who wants to set all of EOFF into split personalities. Del Snizz, a small boy that lived on EOFF is caught in the center of this tragedy, and vows for revenge against the guy that took it all away. Eventually, this boy becomes a hero named Super Delete, who with his group of Super heroes, charge out to take out Seiken, and his group of Split Personalities. Later does Super Delete find out that this is easier said then done, as he learns the true bad side of many others, and has to rack up every single piece of courage he has to face this disaster.
J.
Movie Title: EoFF: The PG Years
MPAA: PG
Genre: Horror/Drama/Action and lots of Comedy
Director & Cast: PG
Summary: This movie will scare you, make you laugh uncontrollably, keep you gripped to the edge of you seat and entertain you for hours as we follow PG through his years at EoFF. We will watch and worry along with him as he prepares for SARS, we will be there when he s3x0rz each newbie and threatens them with ASLSARSOMFGWTFSEXORZHOBBITZ!!!111!!!1111 We will be there as he posts in ways that only PG could and even though we will get more and more confused with every post that we read, we will be unable to turn away. This is the must-see movie of the year!!
K.
Movie Title: Fanatics
MPAA: PG13
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Set in a secluded mansion within the wilderness, a young lady, Andreas, yearns to complete the dire task of cleaning a certain mansion from top to bottom. Sounds easy ? Not quite. This is no ordinary mansion. It holds a very eccentric family. Proto, the father, has lost his 'ace' companion to an unfortunately car accident. He has kept to himself ever since. Unno, a computer guru, constantly spreads his hate for Microsoft with websites, emails, posters, memos and even writing on the wall. Spiffer, one of Proto's sons has steadily raised his very own group of dogs that have the habit to vomit on the carpets. Kishi, a close friend of the family has grown to love the company of octopi. The list continues ! This heart wrenching, oxygen-grabbing film will catch your attention in more ways than one. Get to your theater -- now !
L.
Movie Title: Murder by Private Messages
MPAA: PG
Genre: Action
Director and Cast: Meat Puppet as Officer Meaty H. Puppette, Ultima Shadow as the horrible victim named Karpo Monoxide, Celine Dion as herself, Psychotic as Psy C. Hotic, and Dame Edna as the woman he loved.
Summary: Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum. Karpo Monoxide is browsing through EoFF. He then decides to check his Private Messages. He decides to check his Private Messages, and sees one from some mysterious member name elineC ionD. Karpo is surprised that a PM was sent to him by such a stranger member, he decides to click on it. All of a sudden, anthrax comes out of his printer……and Karpo dies. Officer Psy C. Hotic gets a call from the chief of the police station. He and his partner Meaty H. Puppette must solve this crime. Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum.
The duo returns to the scene of the crime, and click on that infamous PM. Seeing as how the PM ran out of anthrax, they did not die. Instead out comes a ransom note saying that the mysterious elineC ionD has kidnapped Meaty H. Puppette’s girlfriend, Dame Edna. A trail of clues leads them to the Bat Hideout, where they meat elineC ionD, who actually turns out to be Celine Dion!
Before the battle can begin Celine Dion trips because of her untied shoelaces and falls into a puddle of acid! Meaty H. Puppette saves his woman and the movie ends as the cave around them starts to crumble…..
Fin
M.
Movie Title: BAoTW vs. Socs
MPAA: Rated PG-13 for some violence but mostly for childish name calling.
Genre: Thriller/Moronic
Summary: An expedition of archaeologists on Earth discover a message board hidden under the Antarctic circle, housing a host of BAoTW creatures. A group of five coming-of-age Socs have also come to the temple, as it has long been a training ground for their race. From there on, it's BAoTW vs. Socs, with the regulars caught in the middle.
N.
Movie Title: The Divine Secrets of the Site Staff Syndicate
MPAA: PG-13
Genre: Drama
Director: Super Delete
Cast: Cid, ShlupMullet, eternalshiva, Baloki, CloudDragon
Summary: Cid has decided that it’s time to change the look of his eyesonff.com website, to his father ShlupMullet’s dismay, a site that ShlupMullet was greatly intricate in writing and designing. Now, ShlupMullet will have to rewrite many of the pages the he wrote for his son. But to make matters worse, on the new banner, in the center, is a big picture of Aeris, who everyone who visits the sites knows ShlupMullet dispises with a passion, and everyone knows what an insult it was to put her picture there. Now, every time ShlupMullet goes to the site to work on it, he will have to see that picture…..every time! Cid goes to his site mere days after completing it and realizes what he has just done, but before he can fix it, he gets a call from his father, who is with his childhood friends, eternalshiva, Baloki and CloudDragon. Before Cid can get in a word ShlupMullet chews him out and they get into a big argument, ending with Cid pointing out to his father that its his own fault for being one of the ten people on earth who don’t like Final Fantasy VII. Now, they aren’t talking to each other, and it’s killing both of them. ShlupMullet’s friends realize that this feud is one in a long string of feuds that these two continue to have, and it’s like due to events that happened in Cid childhood that have been warped in Cid’s mind, and it’s about time he knew the truth. The problem is, these three can’t do this with ShlupMullet knowing, and he’ll know. So the three take Cid out to dinner to celebrate his new site, and they slip him an Ambien, which knocks him out. They take him a secluded area he’s not familiar with, and they say that he can’t leave until he knows what they know. So they pull out the journal of their childhood lives, The Divine Secrets of the Site Staff Syndicate. And through the next few days, Cid comes to understand much of what really happened in his childhood, why ShlupMullet drowned himself in Xenosaga for much of Cid’s childhood, and the real reason why ShlupMullet hates Final Fantasy VII. Coming to this new realization in, Cid sees his childhood and his father in a new light. Cid and ShlupMullet make up, and ShlupMullet lets Cid know that he is proud of him for the site he has made, and Cid says he’ll take Aeris off of the new banner.
The End
Send me your votes in PM form please. Remember to rate your three favorite entries using the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd ranks.
Last edited by Agent Proto; 10-29-2004 at 02:52 AM.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
I'm gonna kill whoever made the G one.
Go for a shorter event next time, Prot, so not to tire everyone out. The long ones produce some good results (as shown here!) but we don't want everyone to get burnt out of ideas.
Good stuff everyone. Akumaou, I'm sure the author of G has the utmost admiration and respect for you, because being played by the late great Chris Farley would be a real honor!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
It was you, wasn't it? Putting me and Kane in the same role, that's just not right!
*haet*
I would never do anything that wasn't right. I am a superhero, after all.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
LIAR. Don't you make me reveal your secret identity to everyone.
I think we all know who's gonna win this one.
Some of these are way way too long. My brain hurts.
WTF?
Yeah, some of those were really long and some made no sense.
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