Ok, time for the entries. Send in your votes to me in PM and the last day to vote is... Thursday.
A.
There is no bigger stud than Award Guy,
On tuesday he screwed Proto and Psy,
24 hours later, on the wednesday,
He kissed Del Murder, and City Bley!
Oh, look out Joel, he's after you!
And also Baloki and Fuzakeru!
On Thursday he had bondage with ShlupQuack
And the next day he made Unne crack!
Oh Award Guy, you dirty ho!
I'll still always love you though.
B.
-=You Broke BoB=-
To Be Sung to the song - Why Don't You Get A Job - Offspring
Loony BoB's got a 'special friend' and he loves that bitch
He posts about it everyday
He says, "It's Love and not Abuse," in a sad, submissve way.
But he sits on his ass while BoB works his hands to the bone
To keep the EoFFers at bay
Cause the Ciddies got all the posters riled up in their home
But now I think it's time we all say.
Go away! Go away!!!
Faaaaaaaaar away!
Cause we all know you broke BoB!
C.
Award Guy
Award Guy
You creepy bum
Rigging the elections
So RSL wins
D.
Award Guy, Award Guy!
Way to go!
Always there with all the stats
Ready for show!
Doesn't Loony BoB get jealous? You know how much he loves stats, but when you come to visit we all get to see where the real talent lies. =)
Good job on the Ciddies, even while typing
Under stress and under pressure.
Your one handed skills truly deserve appraising
E.
'Award Guy', sung to the tune of Don McLean's classic ballad 'American Pie':
My reaction I can't remember,
When I read the results of Best Member,
But something touched me last December,
During that Ciddies splendor.
So bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Put my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin' Misfit and Rye
Singin', next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.
F.
Ode to Award Guy
(To the tune of "Ode to my Family" by the Cranberries.)
In this world I feel like someone
That no one gets to see
It's like I'm hiding in plain sight
I have no one to be
But you see me, you see
And you like me, and you like me....standing there
But you notice, you know
That I'm happy, that I'm happy....because you care
To notice me, is more that I had ever expected
For you see, it's an honor just to be nominated
G.
"Award Guy" - To the tune of the theme song for "SurfSide 6"
Award Guy. (Who’s that?) Award Guy. (A person?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet. Cha cha cha cha
Award Guy. (Who does he like?) Award Guy. (Young bachelors?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet.
Cha cha cha cha.
Soft P.M's under his name Will gently lead you to BoB’s game.
See the waves kissing the shore While you are nominating someone you adore.
Award Guy. (He's a lover?) Award Guy. (He's a prisonner?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet. Cha cha cha cha
