EoFF Decathlon ROUNDS NINE AND TEN!

[Agent Proto]

Welcome back to another round of the EoFF Decathlon. After a brief break for the Ciddies, we're now back in business, and we have 3 rounds remaining. Now up to Round Seven!

I know all of you are excited about the Ciddies, and congradulations to our winners and agreat round of applause for the man, Award Guy.

This round will be dedicated to the Ciddies. I like to call it...

Ode to Award Guy.

Create an ode, or poetry, about Award Guy. You must have between 5-10 lines in your ode or poem about Award Guy. You have till Thursday to send in your ode to me in PM form.

So you have four days to work on that.

Ok, scratch that, I'm going to make it till next Monday, on the 20th.

[Psychotic]

WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS WERE FLAMING ME AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE?

[Del Murder]

10 lines max?

[Agent Proto]

Yes. I don't want some of you to get too carried away with the length.

[Fuzakeru]

You have till Thursday to send in your ode to me in PM form.

So you have four days to work on that.

Ok, scratch that, I'm going to make it till next Monday, on the 20th.

NuuuUUUuuUUuuuUUu! I actually stopped being lazy and did mine tonight! Don't do this to me!! ;_; If no one else turned theirs in it's their fault!!!!!!!! -cries dramaticlly- More points for me as far as I'm concerned. -pouts-

Oh well. Still looking forward to it!

[Psychotic]

OH PROTO YOU'RE BEING POSITIVELY HORRID!

[White Raven]

Arg, why does all this stuff happen right in the middle of my final and midterm exams....I'll try to get it in before 5:00pm today...

[Agent Proto]

Be sure to send it to t3h j3ff.

[Psychotic]

Or Psychotic. You can send it there too

[Fuzakeru]

Or you could just send it to t3h j3ff and send Psychotic a lump of coal.

[Agent Proto]

Ok, time for the entries. Send in your votes to me in PM and the last day to vote is... Thursday.

A.
There is no bigger stud than Award Guy,
On tuesday he screwed Proto and Psy,
24 hours later, on the wednesday,
He kissed Del Murder, and City Bley!
Oh, look out Joel, he's after you!
And also Baloki and Fuzakeru!
On Thursday he had bondage with ShlupQuack
And the next day he made Unne crack!
Oh Award Guy, you dirty ho!
I'll still always love you though.

B.
-=You Broke BoB=-
To Be Sung to the song - Why Don't You Get A Job - Offspring

Loony BoB's got a 'special friend' and he loves that bitch
He posts about it everyday
He says, "It's Love and not Abuse," in a sad, submissve way.

But he sits on his ass while BoB works his hands to the bone
To keep the EoFFers at bay
Cause the Ciddies got all the posters riled up in their home
But now I think it's time we all say.

Go away! Go away!!!
Faaaaaaaaar away!
Cause we all know you broke BoB!

C.
Award Guy
Award Guy
You creepy bum
Rigging the elections
So RSL wins

D.
Award Guy, Award Guy!
Way to go!
Always there with all the stats
Ready for show!
Doesn't Loony BoB get jealous? You know how much he loves stats, but when you come to visit we all get to see where the real talent lies. =)

Good job on the Ciddies, even while typing
Under stress and under pressure.
Your one handed skills truly deserve appraising

E.
'Award Guy', sung to the tune of Don McLean's classic ballad 'American Pie':

My reaction I can't remember,
When I read the results of Best Member,
But something touched me last December,
During that Ciddies splendor.

So bye-bye, mister Award Guy.
Put my bidding for a Ciddie,
But didn't win this time.
And them Eyeson posters were votin' Misfit and Rye
Singin', next time I won't be four votes shy.
Next time I won't be four votes shy.

F.
Ode to Award Guy
(To the tune of "Ode to my Family" by the Cranberries.)

In this world I feel like someone
That no one gets to see
It's like I'm hiding in plain sight
I have no one to be

But you see me, you see
And you like me, and you like me....standing there
But you notice, you know
That I'm happy, that I'm happy....because you care

To notice me, is more that I had ever expected
For you see, it's an honor just to be nominated

G.
"Award Guy" - To the tune of the theme song for "SurfSide 6"

Award Guy. (Who’s that?) Award Guy. (A person?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet. Cha cha cha cha

Award Guy. (Who does he like?) Award Guy. (Young bachelors?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet.
Cha cha cha cha.

Soft P.M's under his name Will gently lead you to BoB’s game.
See the waves kissing the shore While you are nominating someone you adore.

Award Guy. (He's a lover?) Award Guy. (He's a prisonner?)
Award Guy. (And where is he?) In BoB's closet. Cha cha cha cha

[White Raven]

Here's the Theme Song to Surfside 6 for your amusment:

[Fuzakeru]

I really like the American Pie one!! -thumbs WAY up-
They were all very very good though!! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] I'm worried. I figured I had it in the bag when I came up with mine but now I'm not so sure. GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE!

[Peegee]

-_- I missed it xD

[Fuzakeru]

-point, laugh-