Yes. My microwave once convinced me to "accidentally" put my retainer on the plate that I was warming my food up on. It coersed me to want to light it on fire. But that was years ago, and we're both past all that now. :rolleyes2
My kettle boils itself when I'm not looking at it. I'm used to it, I think its funny
The radio in my truck is possesed. I'll be listening to a station and all of a sudden it will switch to cd mode. Also it will suddenly turn off and when I turn it back on all my presets will be gone and my bass and treble settings gone. I think god is punishing me for listening to the evil that is rock n roll.
There's something strange!
In the neighbourhood!
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I bet it was that jerk Slime that was behind it all. Because he's bad and evil and deserves to be stamped on.
Now my coffee machine has turned against me
There's your culprit right there:
Last edited by Psychotic; 10-08-2004 at 10:26 PM. Reason: Good point, Pete Muppet
Tripod sucks.
If you put your microwave on a tripod no wonder it gets a bit crankyOriginally Posted by Meat Puppet
I was hoping by posting my problems at an internet forum I'd run into an appliance exorcist sooner or later. The local priest wont touch it with a large stick.
APPLIANCE EXORCIST I AM!
Rather, I'm a divine penguin. But that gives me special powers.
*exercises your microwave*
there, it got a good workout. now to delete the demons.
*psst, demons. stay in there*
DEMONS, COME OUT!
there ya go.
Has anyone ever microwaved a brick? I am curious.
Quickly! You need an old priest and a young priest! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
Nonononnonon....
Get some silver bullets and a wooden stake....
STABBITY
"Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."
By Sephiroths Clone
Why not just heat up a normal steak and then eat it? A wooden one will catch fire! And silver!?!? That'll blow it up!!
I like Kung-Fu.
*microwaves a brick*
No. It broke my tray because it slipped from my fat greasy fingers when trying to put it in. Now my microwave is broken and possessed ;_;
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