My microwave is possessed and is now trying to communicate to me by beeping. I think it might be talking in morse code but I am far too lazy to decipher it. And whenever I start ignoring it, it starts beeping like crazy trying to get my attention. I think it might also be in control of my oven, because my oven has risen to high heat without me even turning the dial. And the problem is, I can't cook my food, because the microwave being possessed, it's too busy trying to talk to me to cook my food.

So, have you or your kitchen appliances been haunted or possessed by a ghost? And how did you get rid of it? I'm hungry.