My dog just puked on my carpet.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Someone come clean it up. I am <i>so</i> not touching that.

[Dixie]

Fine.

*Cleans up mess*

5 dollars please.

[Leeza]

If you love your dog, you'll clean it up. You know that if he could, he would return the favour when you puke on the carpet.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

<b>She</b>'d probably just eat it. And I am not eating her vomit. So don't EVEN.

[Yamaneko]

Congratulations.

[Peegee]

Way back when we were taking care of a puppy, she would find candles on the ground (really small ones, like those pie pan shaped ones that are about the size of lip balm) and eat them. Then she would throw up. Silly/stupid thing. One time she was hacking and I knew she was throwing up, so I grab the poor thing and literally tossed it out of the front door into the grass, where she landed properly and promptly vomitted a pile of good.

Dogs are silly that way. Clean it up with paper napkins or whatever and make sure you control what the dog eats from now on xD

[Meat Puppet]

I don't have carpet. This makes cleaning up puke sooo much easier for my cat, after my long nights partying.

[Shlup]

My fish cleans up after himself. Last night he ate his poopy like it was spaghetti. I gagged.

[Miriel]

My dog used to eat crayons...actually so did I when I was a toddler.

I really miss my dog

[Cz]

I'm trying to eat lunch here, Spiff. Less puke talk plzkthx.

[theundeadhero]

HA HA

[TasteyPies]

A shovel and some carpet cleaner. You know, the kind that you leave there and it disolves and disinfects everything.

[Resha]

I want a dog!!!

[Giga Guess]

Spiff, my man. Yer on your own. It's bad enough I have to deal with hairballs, but dog puke is out of my jurisdiction.



Good luck with that though.

[Del Murder]

Didn't this happen last week?