I'm guessing he's 48 years old. And his name is probably Derek. He has a dirty, long, green coat. He likes to spend his time at children's play areas, offering them "sweets and other delights". By night he likes to go on the internet, and claim he is a 13 or 14 year old football player, named Brett, and he speaks to numerous 11-13 year old girls asking them to meet him, but of course: "dont tel ure parentz dat dey wont like it lol!"

How accurate was that? :elk: