If I were in your position, I'd keep my mouth shut. They might carry you away to the Pope so that when he dies and they need to do that smoke thing, they can double as a ritual sacrifice and burn you in the Lord's name.

Of course, that'd never happen because I'm probably mixing divisions of Christianity.

That being said, I guess this is a once in a lifetime opportunity that most people don't get. Try to embarrass the Archbishop and not yourself.

Ask him about his rediculous attire.