What's the Time, your Grace?

[Levian]

Well there's actually one question that has been bothering me for a while. I went to a Jewish temple, I don't know what you call it in English, but I'm guessing it's synagogs or something. Anyway, there they said that the mother has to be jewish for the child to be jewish, and that the child wasn't truly jewish if only the father was jewish. Fair enough, BUT Abraham and Isaac was the two first jews, but seeing as they were male and there were no female jews, their future kids couldn't possibly have been jews in the first place meaning that nobody in this world are jews. Please make this make sense to me, Archbishop of Canterbury. Oh and I read a story that was named The ghost of Canterbury once! What a swell story.

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If a train leaves Boston at 80 mph and another train departing at Chicago going at 60 mph, after how long will these trains meet and what number am I thinking about right now?