Damn Women Drivers

[Fuzakeru]

I am one of those dangerous drivers who like the ride your bumper if you have something unique on your license plate. Why? Because it takes me a moment to grasp exactly what cool saying you meant to put there. I saw one yesterday that said something like, "LIBBYGRL" and came to the conclusion that it said Lil' Baby Girl rather than LIBBY Girl. >_> Anyone else have a hard time decoding some of today's plates?

I do the same if there's a bumper sticker there. It's like . . . I HAVE to know what the hell is written on your car or I'll explode. So this justifies me driving like a complete idiot.

OH! Or if a good song comes on I have to either headbang to it or dance in my seat. This is pretty dangerous too considering one day I hit my head on the streering wheel.

Topic: What stupid things do you do while driving?

[Jess]

I dont drive, but my mum always seems to get really annoyed at Private Reg Plates too, she says that people only have them to show off and to say they are rich, or to piss off other drivers behind them trying to figure out what the hell they are meant to mean.

She also gets a bit mad and starts swearing at other drivers alot when they get too close to the back of the car, so she drives really slow to piss them off.

[Skogs]

I keep my eyes on the road like a safe and responsible driver!

[Denmark]

I drive, isn't that bad enough? ^-^

[Skogs]

Why can't I see past the second post in this thread?

[Fuzakeru]

I drive, isn't that bad enough? ^-^

Only if you try eating spoons with sporks WHILE driving.
I can see all the posts in this thread just fine.

[m4tt]

The worst I do is sing while driving. And I keep my windows up while doing so, so I don't destroy everyone's ears.

[Fuzakeru]

I roll down the windows and sing Rammstein songs ( I suck a German by the way ) REALLY loud as I drive down the street.

[Cloud_99]

I drive at 200 km/h down the wrong side of the road. I drive really close to people, and ram other drivers off the road. I try to make gaps I obviously can't. And when my boost bar's full I hit R1 and boost 'till I burnout... or crash...

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... I need to stop playing burnout 3

[krissy]

one hand on the wheel

[Fuzakeru]

I drive at 200 km/h down the wrong side of the road. I drive really close to people, and ram other drivers off the road. I try to make gaps I obviously can't. And when my boost bar's full I hit R1 and boost 'till I burnout... or crash...

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... I need to stop playing burnout 3

That confused me at first.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I drive well, except for going 80 mph on the freeway whenever possible.

[Logan]

I don't drive. So everything I do is smart.

[Yamaneko]

I like the thread title.

The most unsafest thing I do while driving is listen to music really loud while steering with one hand, driving on the freeway 85mph.

[Fuzakeru]

I like the thread title.

My father used to yell at me all the time when he'd ride with me. "OH MY GOD!! STEPHAINE! YOU . . . ARGH! YOU DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!" So much love in our family. Although, he prolly yelled that cause I tend to wait for the LAST possible second to brake. :rolleyes2 Impatient Men.