What...?Originally Posted by Divinity
I'm the dangerous woman in the World driving coz I just go and CRASH aginst the cars and half of my car just blows away and if I'm driving with 100 km/h I feel like I am driving to slowly, so feel glad that I am a 'Destruction Derby Raw' fanactic! And plz pray for me to never have a car coz my dad wants to give me one... and I don't want him to in the first day see the state that I put my car!
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
I drove drunk once, and crashed ;_;
I just sing a lot, and occasionally talk to my car..neither of that would be classed as stupid really though =P I don't do anything STUPIDSTUPID cos that would be silly.
I think I'm a pretty decent driver, and I'm good with tolerating rudeness and stupidity on the road.
The one thing I cannot stand is TAILGATERS! AHHHH!
I like Kung-Fu.
In honor or my dad's favorite bumper sticker on his truck - "I'm not TAILGATING, I'm DRAFTING." ( You'd have to be a race fan I suppose )The one thing I cannot stand is TAILGATERS! AHHHH!
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If your dad is a tailgater, he needs to be smacked. And even if somehow I did get that, it wouldn't be funny.
I like Kung-Fu.
I'm not tailgating. Your just driving to slow.
The worst thing i've ever done while driving is forget where the brake was and almost drive into a wall.
Why? You ask? Because i'm 16 and have only gotten behind the wheel of a car 3 times, that occasion being the first.
Uh... no. You do not have better precision with one hand any more than you drive better while drunk. It limits your ability to turn sharply if needed, among other things.That's actually safer than two. You have better precision with one hand than you do with both hands on the wheel. Well, that's how it is for me anyway. You don't have to worry about going hand over hand. The only con is that if you lose grip, there's nothing steering. But that only happens to driver's with crappy "skillz." The only time two hands seems applicable is if you're doing a u-turn, or something along those lines.
Anyway, I drive fast sometimes...that's it.
Nascar, baby."I'm not TAILGATING, I'm DRAFTING." ( You'd have to be a race fan I suppose )
Anyway, women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Nor young teens. Or old people. In-fact, I want to be the only person on the road, with a few small children on tri-cycles, to run over.
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
-Purr- NASCAR, baby, indeed. GO EARNHARDT JR / KEVIN HARVICK! OMFG! The race Saturday Night was so good and . . . -rambles-
By the way, Drafting is teh Rox. <3 I love riding on people's asses.
<!--Why? To be a stupid rude redneckish bitch? Why be mean and inconsiderate to people you don't even know? One day you may do it to the wrong person, like say, me, and they'll slam on the breaks, and you'll owe aload of money for repairs to your vehicle and theirs because its your fault.
And Earnheart Jr, I dunno about, but Senior was a racist asshole and I'm glad he's dead. I hate Nascar too.-->Chill out, DMKA and please count to 10 before making another post like this. ~ Leeza
I like Kung-Fu.
That's why I still don't have my learner's license. Well, that and I'm a lazy panzerfascist who keeps putting it off, and then the MOT keeps making it harder to get a license, so I procrastinate even further...but hey! I know heaps of cool people who can drive me everywhere!
I saw this on someone's bumper "Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up and Hold on" and i thought it was cool.
:whaaa: I've adopted this smiley
When i get my driving lisence I plan to...
-Drive with my feet.
-Have spikes on my wheels to cut up other cars.
-Have a button which spills oil behind me (Micro Machines, Ooooh yeah!)
-Drive in reverse... 100% of the time.
Seriously though. I found a list of "Don'ts" for driving. Don't do anything on the list unless your crazy... List of Dont's
...crazy or an EoFF member...(Same thing really though.)
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