Technical problem

[Citizen Bleys]

When I urinate, it comes out blue. Am I going to die?

[Yamaneko]

Take the yellow pill and see what happens.

[Citizen Bleys]

Now I have a moose growing out of my back. Is ok?

[Shoeberto]

It's to be expected. Just ignore and urges to sing about being a lumberjack and you should get over it.

[ZeZipster]

Yes.

[Samuraid]

And don't watch any Monty Python. It could really destablize your condition.

[Dr Unne]

This thread belongs in the Spam Feedback forum. You should know better Bleys. *moved*

[Erdrick Holmes]

Does randomly wanting to email people pictures of Jesus fall under your condition?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

In a few days you will be visited by a tall, bald, black guy wearing reflective glasses and a very long cloak.

If he offers you a blue pill or a red pill, you must take both pills, stick them up your nose and make funny faces at him.

[Denmark]

What if he offers me a green pill? Should I just throw it in his general direction and hope it explodes?

[Shlup]

Blue urine is the sixth sign of hypocanadianism.

[Del Murder]

That Dr. Phil knows everything.

[Citizen Bleys]

Blue urine is the sixth sign of hypocanadianism.

Ah, a most sesquipedalian word. Well done...yet you still have much to learn.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Ok I had to go to dictionary.com to look that one up.

[TasteyPies]

When I urinate, it comes out blue. Am I going to die?

Stop drinking toliet cleaner.