What's the Time, your Grace?

[Cz]

The Archbishop of Canterbury will be visiting my school in two weeks time, apparently for no particular reason (for those of you who aren't aware, the Archbishop is head of the Church of England). Anyway, a selection of students from the school will be chosen to have a quick Q&A session with him. Being an atheist, and having no respect whatsoever, it's my intention to go in there and ask him the most absurd question possible, and I'd like your help in doing so. If I do manage to weasel my way into the Q&A group, it should be very entertaining.

So the question is this, given the oppurtunity, what would you ask the Archbishop of Canterbury? It can be absolutely anything, and the funnier the better. So far the best I've come up with are:

'I dropped a bottle of Salad Cream on my foot this morning. Does God hate me?'

'Is it right for a woman to have an affair with Jesus?'

'If God is all loving, why did he cancel Futurama?'

'Are you really the Archbishop of Canterbury?'

You can probably come up with something better than that. Go for it, guys.