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  • Ninja! *stealth mode*

    35 59.32%
  • Pirate! ARRR!!!!!!

    15 25.42%
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Thread: Ninja/Pirate: FACE/OFF!

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    What about a Ninja-Pirate? Why has no-one considered creating one? Could ANYONE defeat one?

    Agent Proto was walking home after cheerleading practice. Many of the football team had tried to hit on him, and he liked this, but he just wasn't that kind of girl. Boy. Thing. Whatever. Anywho, he was SURE something was following him. He had seen shadows, unformed shapes...maybe it was just a cat. All of a sudden, an incredible "AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shattered the peace, and a cutlass was thrust into Agent Proto's neck! "You have dishonoured my honour, now I come for ye booty!" Said a figure clad in black, but with an eye patch, pirate hat and a wooden leg. Also a parrot. Named Unne. But he was dead. And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination...

    Based on a true story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    What about a Ninja-Pirate? Why has no-one considered creating one? Could ANYONE defeat one?

    Agent Proto was walking home after cheerleading practice. Many of the football team had tried to hit on him, and he liked this, but he just wasn't that kind of girl. Boy. Thing. Whatever. Anywho, he was SURE something was following him. He had seen shadows, unformed shapes...maybe it was just a cat. All of a sudden, an incredible "AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" shattered the peace, and a cutlass was thrust into Agent Proto's neck! "You have dishonoured my honour, now I come for ye booty!" Said a figure clad in black, but with an eye patch, pirate hat and a wooden leg. Also a parrot. Named Unne. But he was dead. And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination...

    Based on a true story.
    And I HAVE CCTV footage

    I guess the pirate would win. But only cause I love going "Argghh"


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    I'm wondering if they have a pirate boat with horses on?
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    How wierd, I was just out on Maddox's website the other night killing time and looking at all of the ninja and pirate stuff.
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    . . . uhm . . . . uhm . . . I dunno. I'm two sided. Uhm. Someone convince me one way or the other and I'll go that way.
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    Pirate. Arrr!

    Oh, and just so you peoples who voted HOOTERS know, he was a pirate. ^___^

    Proof: Pirate Party. D'arr!

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    ninja wins hands down
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    Pirates. Pirates don't feel pain. They're too drunk to notice. And if they lose a limb they replace it with a hook/peg. Plus if they die, then you have pirate ghosts after you.

    Plus ninjas always fail my assassination missions on Shogun: Total War.

    YARRRGH!! *drinks some rum then passses out*
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    Plus ninjas always fail my assassination missions on Shogun: Total War.
    That's because Geisha > Ninjas > Pirates. As far as the ninja-pirate...

    Geisha > Ninja-Pirate

    But then...

    Maddox > Geisha > Ninja-Pirate > Ninja > Pirate

    But Maddox is a pirate.

    *head explodes*

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    Pirates > Ninjas

    Pirate talk cool and dress funny andhave lil' birdies on their shoulders and are so darn awesome.

    A vote for Ninjas means you are a nerd who thinks your life would be better as one.

    A vote for Pirates mean you love randomness and funny talkin people and beards and cool eyepatches and peg legs that go "plunk plunk plunk" when they walk and just overall awesomeness cause pirates are so freaken cool and stuff.

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    Pirates would win because Ninjas are loners and Pirates have BIG crews on their BIG boats which shoot BIG cannon balls while they hold BIG swords.
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    I voted pirates.

    1. I like saying D'arr
    2. They're not from Japan
    3. Rainecloud voted for ninjas and he has kate winslet in his avatar.



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    Ninjas, its just gotta be done.

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    It the pirates that are pirating halo 2 so they lose points. Not to mention This
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