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  • Ninja! *stealth mode*

    35 59.32%
  • Pirate! ARRR!!!!!!

    15 25.42%
  • None! (HOOTERS plz. )

    9 15.25%
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Thread: Ninja/Pirate: FACE/OFF!

  1. #31
    Halo sucks. Plus those aren't real pirates. Y'arr.

    Real pirates get drunk and pillage! You ever hear of Ninja ghosts? Or drunk ninjas? No? That's what I thought.

  2. #32
    If you group Vikings into the category of pirate then DEFINITELY pirates.
    Vikings > *

    .opt

  3. #33
    You all recall what happened with the Barbary Pirates? America went down and explained to them the benefits of stopping their piracy as opposed to the benefits of being perforated by cannon balls. They backed down. Wusses.

  4. #34
    They aren't pirates. >:O

    The minute they backed down, they ceased to be pirates.

    Pirates don't back down. They get drunk and fight. If they die, then they become pirate ghosts, who then get drunk on ghost booze and fight some more.

  5. #35
    Their feeble incorporeal fists going right through the back of the ninja that did them in.

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  7. #37
    Thanks a lot Proto! I just remembered that movie existed. Ugh.

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  9. #39
    Has anyone seen Dodgeball? That's got one cool Pirate innit.

  10. #40


    EDIT: Both the ninja and the pirate were cool until they were made into various franchises and oh-so heavily commercialised. Now everyone wants to be them and it's been so overdone that I'll have to stop ranting before I start throwing out various punishable statements at the ninja/pirate wannabes.

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  12. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus
    Halo sucks. Plus those aren't real pirates. Y'arr.

    Real pirates get drunk and pillage! You ever hear of Ninja ghosts? Or drunk ninjas? No? That's what I thought.
    Y'ARRRRRRRRRR. Halo be the suckines' gayme, aye matey.

    Avast, where's me mates o' the Gimpy Pimp, Firs' Matey Jebus?

  13. #43
    What if the ninja's were the Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles? They could probably beat up some pirates. If not them then I'm sticking to my pirates.

  14. #44
    Y'arr cap'n. They be drinkin' and pillagin'. *drinks some rum and pillages a nearby village* Y'AARRR!!

  15. #45
    I'm drinking and wearing a stripey shirt. I plan on not shaving for 3 days. You know what that means!! Arrrrrrrr, me matey's!!

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