Quote Originally Posted by Winged Sorceress
Pirates are obviously better than ninjas. But ninjas are a close second.

Do you see a ninja with an eyepatch or a peg leg? NO BECAUSE THEY JUST DIE. Pirates stick it out and get patches and fake limbs. Thus, pirates > ninjas.
YEAH! What she said! Pirates > Ninjas

Arrr~! You sissy ninja lovers! *sword swoosh sound*