.....A warrior noticed baloki the pirate stumble into the pub. "Help me!" was the cry. The warrior took the tack out and let out the blood from baloki's artery. Leaving the pirate squirming, the warrior left the pub and went out to seek his arch-enemy, the great red pig of the south-east. The warrior was called.....
there was a picture here
Mr. Monkey, due to a zoo accident where he...
...
...was once a flamingo called Bob that accidentally drank radioactive material...
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
...thereby transforming himself into a waffle-iron. However, this was no ordinary appliance, because...
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
...it sliced, diced, and made julliene fries. As Mr. Monkey exited the pub, he bumped into...
"Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving." --Colossians 3:23-24
The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Pig. Mr Monkey decided that....
How disgusting
he would seduce the pig and marry him, only to steal his posessions and escape over the border to...
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
...Famineland, where people cried out for a hero to deliver them delicious breakfasts! Mr. Monkey morphed into his waffle-iron form and...
....made some toast. The people of famineland were now no longer hungry and so changed the name to Turkey. Which is how the country Turkey came about today, but that's another story. Meanwhile. Mr.Monkey couldn't change back to normal so he had to wait for help. Soon...
there was a picture here
The deadly sloths from upper Bolivia turned up looking for a cheap place to purchase ciggerettes, light them and then put them out on their arm. Cause like they were so hard. Either way they didn't take too kindly to Mr Monkey's name because it sounded too much like Tom Cruise.Tom Cruise was their motal enemy since he only gone and...
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
sent his servant, the psychadelic pig of despair, to Bolivia and caused the country to...
...
sink, due to his immense weight. However, a small Bolivian boy managed to escape the disaster and vowed revenge. In order to exact this revenge, he would...
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
...enlist the help of a talking scarecrow and arm himself with a sword welded out of aluminum beer cans by...
...high noon the next day. So the boy (let's refer to him as Rusty) set out to the nearby cornfields in the American countryside. When he arrived, he noticed...
Everyone was dead. Upon further expection, he found...
How disgusting
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