A wise tap dancing sentient pie sage. He declared he would answer three questions and gave a free sample so...
A wise tap dancing sentient pie sage. He declared he would answer three questions and gave a free sample so...
"NPC: Sorry this house is sealed off because of Blight"
...three latin pigs could dance the rumba. This produced much rejoicing in him therefore causing him to....
pee in his pants!!! Then from out of a crevice in the ground came
...
...a giant beanstalk! So our hero Rusty ascended the beanstalk in the hopes of reaching the end of his quest. But lo and behold...
...OMFGASLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEXPIEPANTIESLOLLIEROFFLE...
...The baloki warror screamed as he died never to return again...
...or did he...
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
...yup...
chaos: ...sup...
Kounetsu: As the Baloki warrior falls to the ground, a dark mist flows out of his body and floats about to search for a new host until it finds a young man, sitting in the garden, crying. He enters the lad and infuses him with ancient demonic energies...
Ansem: The one called Alexander rose up out of his despair and turned back to the house over the hill, the place where all those torturous things happened to him. He lifted one hand and the house erupted in a river of liquid fire. He grinned maliciously as his wretched family was engulfed...
Kounetsu: The dark spirit then took over and began making out with Trowa...
Which was quickly stopped because a grey haired guy with a long sword stabbed trowa! Then he walked away...
How disgusting
Trowa:Trowa then took out a pocket knife and lunged at the idiotic grey haired guy, then repeatedly shot him. He then ran off to avoid the making out.
Rubedo: Then, Rubedo went insane and on a killing spree... leading to..
*Revenge kills Ansem* <-- That has nothing to do with the story, he just deserves it :P
A jounalist who was watching the whole calamity to produce a eintire book from the sights she had seen today. Writing in Ansem's blood, she published the book and it became a US Best-seller and became more popular then the Bible. So as she sat pretty in her mansion in upper Kazahstan, there was a knock on the door. Her butler opened it, only to be promptly killed by gun fire. Rubedo walked in, covered in Cheese and Golden Syrup.
Rubedo:"You made money from us!"
Journalist:"Yep"
R:"I want you to credit us. Fix the ending!"
J:"What? Until Trowa,Kounetsu,Ansem all enter this room. Nothing will happen! MWHAHAHHAHA"
Rubedo had given up hope until...
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
...the killer white rabbit came hoping in slowly followed by a holy hand grenade being lobbed into the room...
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