Drank 50 more gallons of rum to become even more drunk. They then...
Drank 50 more gallons of rum to become even more drunk. They then...
...decided to save the world from the evil Duck Duck Geese so they can become to first undead pirates to ever fly in space with their magical floating sharpening device.
Suddenly, a pack of rabid carnies came screaming down from the sky riding on...
(Carnies = Carnival workers)
...flaming pumpkins. Yet still it could not penetrate Donald Trump's hair, for it is made up mostly of...
Carnie fur. Which is a very nutritious...
How disgusting
...but they suddenly fired an ICBM (Inter Continental Ballistic Mushroom) that decided that is had enough of being shot all over the place so he decided to go on holiday to...
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
The US, which is mostly where all those crazy punk kids live.
Grimace: The first place he went to was the mall, where he was killed in a shopping spree accident. Teh Trumpet Thief, after hearing this, decided to avenge his fallen friend by...
Eating 5 BigMacs and two servings of large fries. The pig...
Trumpet Thief:
Grimace: who was not Trumpet Thief ran off and killed himself. Trumpet Thief laughed as someone mistook him for somene who ate five big macs, and in celebration of that, decided to...
...eat 5 BigMacs and two servings of large fries. (=
Trumpet Thief:
Grimace: *topples over* Trumpet Thief laughed yet again as TTT thought it was him in the McDonald's restaurant, 'cause we all know that Trumpet Thief didn't eat anything at McDonalds. He then moved away as far as he could from McDonald's or any other type of food, and...
...became a monkey. The monkey danced a jig then decided he would be better served by running off to sea to dance more jigs. Upon reaching the sea he became a pirate and...
...decided to conquer his fears of water, jumped off the ship and drowned.
Trumpet Thief:
Grimace: *topples over* The monkey version of Trumpet Thief laughed as TTT thought he drowned, when truly, he got onboard the ship, and became the greatest pirate there ever was, then, turned back to human and... *explodes*
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