Was put into an iron maiden because of no reason whatsoever.
Was put into an iron maiden because of no reason whatsoever.
Kounetsu: I'd just like to say that Baloki is a freak. He was already dead, I just modified it to bring me in.
Ansem: And, in any case, you should've killed Kounetsu. NOT ME!
Kounetsu: But they can't kill me... It can't be done! *laughs hysterically*
Ansem: Back to the story:
As the blood of the Trumpet Thief flows from the Iron Maiden, it swirls and whorls until a tall, lean figure rises out of it. He gazed at the room of people, watching him. He looked down at his blood covered body and saw that he was naked. He assembled clothes unto himself and looked back to the people. "Foolish mortals. They all must pay for what they did to me."
Kounetsu: His eyes darken to a deep crimson. The humans began to twitch, contort and cry out in agony. The figure rose one hand, and his enemies were consumed in black flame. He grinned maliciously as his revenge was exacted. He arranged their ashes to say:
"All shall know my power.
The world will be my realm
Even death cannot win
Fear the vengeance...
Of Alexander..."
When Starlight came and stabbed him in the back repeadiatly with a magical knife that does 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999-instant kill- to any and all.
Kounetsu: Alexander laughs coldly. Nothing was going to stop him that easily. The knife phased through him every time, nothing harming him.
Ansem: Alexander glares at Starlight. "I am going to be extremely gregarious and allow you to live... provided you leave now." he drawls. He had become a very different person in death. No longer was he a cheerful boy who had committed one indescretion for revenge. He was a merciless Demon. So, why was he allowing this girl to live? She had tried to kill him, and he was letting her go, why?
Kounetsu: The boy's eyes once again deepen to that shade of crimson, and he once again sends his enemy into a state of torment, before she is engulfed in black flame. He walks through the wall, going into the world to build an Empire.
Starlight flies from the fire, not a tendril of flame harming her. (I'm a dead celestial being. what do you expect?)
Kounetsu: We never exactly expected it to defeat you. But it slowed you down enough for Alexander to leave.
Ansem: Success!
Grimace: Alexander, after slaving the world in a matter of days, re-named Earth to Ansemmyville, and...
Starlight thinks of a way that she could defeat the fiend, and only one plan comes to mind.
Min huffily wandered the Nether World. She couldn't believe that a half demon like she, would be helping a prissy little angel. Her elder brother Laharl commanded that she help, however. "It's just because Flonne promised him something I'd bet." She muttered angrily.
When all the sudden out of the sky falls acid flavored elephants...
Scientists and animal rights activists quickly hoard all the elephants to save them and/or study them. During the study, one of the scientists burst into flame. This lead people to beleive...
How disgusting
... that drenching your pants in gasoline in an attempt to pick up hawt science chicks was a bad idea. With that no longer being an option, the guys would have to resort to...
Learning to dance for real.
Signature by rubah. I think.
...so the Scientists and animal rights activists quit their jobs to become...
...protestors to make an official "Pie Day."
The great land of Japan.