...trying to get cable for his apartement.
...trying to get cable for his apartement.
Not just any cable. Digital cable with hi-speed internet hook-up. He was trying to get it by tapping into his roommates who made a living by...
...
...selling their hair to bald guys. Fido, not as resourceful as his roomates, made a living...
...as a rodeo clown in some far off state.
(sorry, I was watching King of the Hill last night! XD)
One day when he was clowning around (hyuk hyuk) he found a quarter. It reminded him of the time when...
...
His boss took 2 quarters out of his paycheck just because he wanted Snickers after work so Fido decided to destroy his boss take his money make diabolical mechanical bulls and destroy all CEOs and Managers in the world then he had to think how to destroy his boss then and idea came to him!.....
He ate his boss and it gave him indigestion because...
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
His boss was none other than BoB and we all know BoB doesn't taste very nice and does devil work to your stomach. To cure this problem he went and...
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
~Meanwhile, back at the ranch~
Ansem: Alexander's body lay on the ground, his face nothing mor than a bloodless hole. The dark mist swirls from his body and whorls in the hole. Slowly, gruesomely, new bones assembled, brains became existant again. So the process continued as his face was regenerated. That was the last straw, the girl had to die.
Kounetsu: Alexander rose from the ground, still slightly dazed, and stood. He looked about and realized that there was snow on the ground, he estimated that he had been dead for at least two weeks. Throwing his head back, he roars into the night sky. No sooner had he finished his call, than a large, black dragon lands on the ground in front of him. Alexander gazes into its huge, amber eyes. The dragon leaned its head forward and Alexander leapt on. He gestured forward and his beast flew off.
Ansem: He looked at the ground below him, peasants were still trying to destroy his Empire. Hmph... no matter. He could rebuild it easily. With a sadistic grin, he ordered the Dragon to burn them all, and it obeyed, a full stream of ruby flame screaming to the earth, consuming Alexander's Imperial City, and all the people in it.
Kounetsu: Alexander's malice seemed to increase every time he was reincarnated. His eyes no longer changed color, but stayed that deep crimson entirely. Even the whites of his eyes were crimson now. He wanted vengeance, he wanted blood, he wanted power, he wanted that Demoness! She wouldn't defeat him this time, death wasn't nearly powerful enough to conquer him now. The black mist had grown too attached to him, and would not allow him to lose. "I'm on my way, Starlight. You better be ready, because I expect a challenge."
Last edited by Lord Xehanort; 10-31-2004 at 01:20 AM.
Starlight sensed the evil and malice, and she readied her silvery spear, spells of light were on her lips. Six long, silvery wings extended from her shoulderblades, and she intended to use them dodging.
While he did this he was eating a tuna fish sandwhich. It was his favorite childhood snack. His mom used to make it with...
...
...the bowels of hell. He quickly took out a rocket launcher and placed it at his head. "Goodbye cruel world!" he said. "And this dolphin sandwich tastes like sh -" He heard someone cry "STOP!", and whirled around. It was..
there was a picture here
Father Christmas, he explained that he needed doomsday's help to take over the world using...
tail ate some seriously good chicken and sstopped the meteor with one cold glare and then..
Melvin urgently needed a male enlargement, however...
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