Super Story Thread

[StarlightAngel]

Rubbed a bunch of monkeys' tummies with their heads. The monkeys' names were...

[Neon]

Bob, Bill and Jimmy. Jimmy had spent most of his life in the depths of the evil relms deeper dungons where he rotted away into the corpse he is today. He visited Bob and started to rob OAP's steeling their purces and selling them off. he did this to pay for the need of blood. yes Jimmy was a vanpire. Jimmy searched for his parents to find that Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy was his father. he decided

[Ryth]

To ask him who his mom was and Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy said Darth Snuggles (yes that Snuggles it's a GIRL ) then Jimmy just became confused and rocked himself in a fetal position for 3 weeks and 2 days (and 4 hours) he came out and gathered all the remaining EOFF members since 30 of them commited suicide after the end of FF and made the Fantasy Rebels and fought the Satan Force and Darth Squads to bring the Universe back to normal and continue FF until the Apocolypse and even a bit after that they fought for 16 years until something happened that turned everything around and upside down someone who was thought who has been dead for years the great........

[Neon]

Mammas boy. he clamed to spit fire balls out his ass and spew a sea of monkeys.His only weekness was

[Jack]

The eternal allure of money. He saw a pile of money and said "OMG!PILESOFMONIROX!!!!!ROTMLOL!!!!!!!!HALOSUX!!>@L" and lept in the pile of money. He rolled around for hours and hours, enjoying every Euro,Pound, Doller and Rupee (No Pesata or Liras NO RICH MAN LIKES THESE CURRENCYS duh) until he encountered trans-alantic Hyper Slugs who also enjoy rolling around in gigantic piles of money. Harold and Theodore the two smartest slugs spoke to Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy and told him the forever secret that is known only to famous people like...

[Ryth]

Richard Simmons who came back from the dead and made the slugs and Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy work out until their arms and legs fell off and they died which gave the Rebels a lead so they decided to attack them while their down they snuck inside and attacked them they were winning and caused severe damage to 1/4 to the ship then Darth Snuggles attacked and killed most of the Rebel forces they were down stuck in the sewers they needed men and a plan then a cloaked man Obi Wan Kibosh II came from some place no one knows nor cares about and said he had a plan......

[theundeadhero]

*can we use complete, understandable sentences? This is hard enough to understand as it is*

[Ryth]

Sorry hero! I just got into it too much!


They would hiijack a Space Cruiser and head to the Nebulon Galaxy to get the fierce warriors of Gamerowneon (Gamma-er-own-long e-eon). That would help them immensly but they had to do it immeidiatly before the enemy gains their full power back and destroy them. So they hawked a ship, and went Gamerowneon but their was something totally shocking there.......

[Neon]

the plannet was infesteed with bold rubber ducks. they...

[Ryth]

Then saw the Rebels and tried to kill them. So the Rebels tried to escape but the ship ran out of fuel. So quickly they took drills and dug through the ground and established a underground settlement. They then beat Obi Wan Kibosh II with sticks and went into deep thought on how to get out because they couldn't live there much longer so after 2 weeks a low class soldier had a brilliant plan..........

[Jack]

"Hey!" he thought "We could make a game like this,a XBOX exclusive and call it something angelic, like a Halo or something, and since the firt one did really well we could release a second one, that would have recieved hype all year and then when we release it...It could be genius" A man under his command who worked part-time at Bungie software picked up on this ran back to his software team and told the story, except the important last line. halo 2 was released on a salavating public and it was rubbish yet hype meant the magazines had to lie, in case of alienating the foolish fools who bourght it. The low class soldier had a problem with this and he decided to expel the part-time Bungie worker into the sras so he could die, along with all hope that hype never works. It was then, two low class warriors known only ashasdfhuiQWEGFWEY8wgfwy8EGFWYEGFYWEGF III and srfysvtwegfy3egfastfegregfhbhxbfhsfatbrdjsfehrfwehdufh JR by their superiors (But Neon and Sephiroth by friends) said they would finnish the mission. Since the commander had forgotten what mission they were o since it had been only 2 weeks, he sent them on a daring deed to...

[Ryth]

Slay the rubber ducks and make a giant bouncy ball stick everyone inside and bounce to a hopefully more peaceful planet! This was a flawed plan but it's all they could think of. So they took big ol' flamethrowers with enough power to evaporate 3 Pacific Oceans and went to melt the ducks and then remold them into the ball. So they melted the ducks and made the ball and got everyone inside. So they launched themselves into orbit and bounced around the universe until they landed on the planet.......

[Craig]

...giggle pie, this was an extrememly peaceful planet at first glance but once they explored they realised that the planet was ruled by the evil giggle pies who went from planet to planet using their cute features to enslave the inhabitants and taking the planet for their own the people in the ball decided to defeat the giggle pies by..

[Ryth]

Getting giant dung beetles to eat the giggle pies because giggle pies taste like poo. So they rebuilt it and lived there for years and it became a metropolis and Sephiroth. and Neon were rulers and everyone was happy except the...............

[theundeadhero]

undeadhero. He was brought back to life because...