Which really was great. Now, with Alexander dead, this story could have an ending! *kaboom* but wait, there's more!
Which really was great. Now, with Alexander dead, this story could have an ending! *kaboom* but wait, there's more!
How disgusting
....BANG! keep and eye out for ?
Sid Barrett, the crazy old hermit who...
(name not taken by combining cid and barrett, it's a real person)
...
Dances naked holding loaded M-16s on an uncharted tropical island filled with many many porn mags/videos......
Last edited by Ryth; 10-26-2004 at 01:34 AM.
(That sounds amazingly like me. Anyway, back to the story...)
...
...that turns out to be nothing but detailed instructions on how to take over a country for its oil using provocative literature.Originally Posted by Sephiroth.
Using these instructions, a dictator from Upper Bolivia unleahsed his action that would destroy not one, not two, but THREE complete and whole sea monkeys. the world held with baited breath, until the attack was launched and someone turned up. Why it was...
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
It was none other than the naked Pirate he said " Arrr I'm Theundeadhero if your wondering why I'm not on my island it's because I ran out of M-16 ammo then I heard about you I didn't know they were direction really it was wro-" "Silence you fool you are just trying to destroy the Seamonkeys yourself (hmph)" (Pushes button) the Earth rumbles and then something horrible, and terrible thing happened...................................................................................
Last edited by Ryth; 10-26-2004 at 11:07 PM.
.................................................................................................... ..............................................Like people holding periods too long. And exploding apples. And glowing pencils. And something...
How disgusting
else. Something much worse. Alphabet soup started falling from the sky spelling out cryptic messeges and getting soupyness everywhere. One such messege siad...
...
"Your grandmother has eaten all of your socks"
Well my grandmother isn't living much longer I stuck Poisonous tree frogs in most of my socks then behind my Granny's house exploded and a giant multi-colored scaly old woman came out and yelled in a Godzillia like fashion and in the back you heard "Grannyzillia!!!" and squished Theundeadhero and Bolivian conquerer. and lots of people including Erased while I ran off into my secret HQ getting ready to attack my Granny or at least extract my socks.
And Sephiroth. was suddenly cut from the story and existence.
Then suddenly came back laughed in Triple T's face kicks her/him in the face he/she went unconcious and decided to cut her head off and planted a bomb in it and fed it to Grannyzillia the bomb exploded inside and the world was save and Sephiroth. was a hero and got a 30.6 million dollar check and was made a pure soul for eternity but 2 years later a new evil that wasn't Sephiroth. emerged....
... a beagle named Fido who was trying to take over the world and...
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