Super Story Thread

[Neon]

shot the evil toaster whith his rubber Margaret Thatcher doll. this enderd in a massive exposion of chicken pie . The child next to me was seriously affected mentally by this event so when we reached the mature age of 2 1/2 months, he then...

[theundeadhero]

pooped in his pants! He couldn't help it. It was during a time he was having a flashback of that days events. This made his Mom...

[Ryth]

Make the Diaper of Smelly Fury and suffocated most of the humans the rest mutated into.......

[Dixie]

Big smelly diapers! But then...

[Ryth]

Alien giants took the radioactive diaper men and took over various planets by flinging the diapers on the planets and for 600,600,899 years the gaints ruled the universe until they found this fruit called verploberries and yeah ate it all the times and yeah found out it was poisonous and they all died and 8 billion years later a species amerged the Waldonians then.........

[Neon]

They started tracing there mysterious ansesteral backgound. They found nothing except the dipers full of fungus infested poop and a margert thatcher doll.The Waldonians quired this for several days and came up with an explanation, this oviously was wrong as they thought their being on this god for saken planet ,was because of a large chicken, made of a mutated spastic rubber trout centered with creamy cheese, and fragments of chocolate eclairs. Then this Waldonian said...

[Ryth]

We must eat this chicken and then dance in our underwear and drink beerlike it's some Frat Party!!! so they took pitch-forks and gamma rays riding their Warthogs singing "We're off to eat the Chicken! The Tasty Chicken of Ours!" they got their and.......

[Neon]

saw that the chicken had melted into a puddle of nucular waste.The Waldonians were a little anoyed as the hope for food was distroyed.They congregated arround the puddle and the whole tribe got infactuated by a glowing speeking sock . the sock was named martain.
Martain then became a god serving the religion of herak and commited offence to the rights against the vegtables. this made...

[Neon]

The bever mob really angry. They swor revenge as the drew their wet fish from the sheith it was contained within.They marched to Helms Deep to indulge in the socks guards. as they came to the gate

[Ryth]

They saw that the socks got help from the mighty shoemen and the magical underwear and the theiving panties so they got the help from the badgers and possums and made the walls of Helm's Deep fall to the ground the socks, shoes, and panties, few in numbers, went to Gondor seeking help from them the country of gloves. The gloves had a plan they would get help from the hats and...................








Hey Neon don't double post if you want to add something edit the post okay?

[Jack]

conquer the internet. They did so, by defeating the "creator" Al Gore in a fist fight. Thus, the gloves elected Link's Power Glove as their ultimate leader, who then bombed the internet with random pop-ups expressing the sale of gloves and hats. People in Bolton, UK were so frustrated by the pop-ups (how else can they look at Thai Bride Websites when the images are obscured by Winter Glove adverts?) that they declared war on the Internet. However, they found that this was indeed impossible, since the internet isn't real. They charged to Arizona where they uncovered Area 51 where it was discovered the aliens looked like...

[Neon]

Goochy warriors from Uranus. they were seeking television as the queen of uranus banned it and introduced walkie talkie g-stings which were created by Amanda Hugandkiss who eventualy died from but vibrated sindrome. her daughter lived in a bowl of Honey Nut Clusters donated by the king of the potato people. the potato king eventually tourchered by the man who lives and served into a big bowl of chips. this was eaten by....




















--------sorry i didnt mean to do it i apologise---------

[Ryth]

Darth Whacker Snacker Bleh Bleck JuneBug Dung Boy who after eating him slithered his way to the Millieniem (sp I know I know) Falcon and crashed it into Queen Latifa's giant ass which accidently sucked the Universe into Oblivion and the only reason God didn't stop this is because he went on a 650 year vacation and he came back and said "WTF!!??!?!" then he was gonna return the world to it's original form and prevent Clinton's very existence but then Satan already came and made the world a total Hell he.............

[Dixie]

Did something so bad......

[theundeadhero]

that even Final Fantasy ceased to exist. It seems XI really was the Final Fantasy. With this the EOFF poster were in turmoil. To relieve their pain they...