:: stands up and takes a deep breath::

My name is Tanwen, and I have a problem. Whenever one of the spoiler threads starts I can't help looking at it. I realise it will spoil the stories, hence the name, and I would enjoy it more if I didn't, but I can't help it. I have tried to stop it, I carry on trying, but I never seem to succede. I am a spoiler and theory addict.

:: sits down hanging head in shame::