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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeza
    Body searches get done on whoever they suspect of smuggling.

    Yes, a random columbian man who puts condoms in his mouth...get it? Dingo Jellybean was trying to be subtle but it went right over your heads. - TasteyPies

    It didn't go over anyone's head. It's comparing apples to oranges.
    I think a few people missed what I meant by the title. This wasn't an article about porn stars at all.

    It's just that porn stars have been known to swallow other things I will not mention on this website...and these criminals have topped that list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Nexus
    It dosen't matter how they found it, the thing is speculating about it.

    "Wow, dear...are you on your period?"
    they generaly get some big fat woman to slap on some gloves and stick her hand in there, that's why i never want to be pulled over at an airport incase i get the male version.
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    Please stop with the off-color jokes or I'm closing this thread.

    So far as drug-smugglers swallowing things, drugs and greed are good at turning people into morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Unne
    So far as drug-smugglers swallowing things, drugs and greed are good at turning people into morons.
    I don't see how they're morons simply for doing something you wouldn't.
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    I don't see how they're morons simply for doing something you wouldn't.
    You don't see how swallowing a very thin and hardly durable latex bag filled with a deadly substance stupid?
    When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
    You don't see how swallowing a very thin and hardly durable latex bag filled with a deadly substance stupid?
    I'm not sure that I'd ever do it, but that doesn't make it stupid. So no, no I don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
    You don't see how swallowing a very thin and hardly durable latex bag filled with a deadly substance stupid?
    He's not talking about stupidity. He's talking about being desperate. Desperate and stupidity are 2 different things. As the saying goes, desperate people do desperate things.

    In a low-rate country, you'd almost do anything for money. If a poor dad stole bread knowing he would most likely be caught, does that make him stupid? No, it makes him desperate. I'm sure a lot of people have done "stupid" things in dire straights.

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    So no, no I don't.
    I really don't understand. We're talking about risking your life with a very good chance, whilst commiting a crime - for money.

    If a poor dad stole bread knowing he would most likely be caught, does that make him stupid? No, it makes him desperate.
    It makes him a criminal. Not all poor people steal. Some *gasp!* go find work, do anything LEGAL and SENSIBLE to earn money and live respectfully.

    As for dire situations, yes, people often do crazy things. But doing stupid and crazy things that could seriously risk your lives for nothing more than money is just that - stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
    I really don't understand. We're talking about risking your life with a very good chance, whilst commiting a crime - for money.
    Umm....and? Whats not to understand?
    Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
    As for dire situations, yes, people often do crazy things. But doing stupid and crazy things that could seriously risk your lives for nothing more than money is just that - stupid.
    Why is it stupid other than the idea that you would never act in such a manner? I don't see it.

    I guess the one thing I have in common with you is....I don't understand. I don't understand how people can just go around calling other people stupid for doing something that they wouldn't. O___o
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    It's not really all that life threatening, I mean condoms are made to not
    break. Their entire reason for being is to not break. Of course it happens,
    but having it pass slowly through your digestive system is nothing for a
    condom really...and even if it were to break there's still a good chance
    that you'd survive it because someone would notice you convulsing on the
    floor and you'd have your stomach pumped. This doesn't make them
    morons. Maybe a bit greedy, but not morons. Would I do this? No. I'm not
    a greedy person, and if I wanted to get drugs through airport security I'd
    just wear briefs and crotch the drugs...it's pretty easy to do.

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    I don't understand how people can just go around calling other people stupid for doing something that they wouldn't.
    What other standard is there? It's like morality. For me, risking my life for a less-than-respectable amount of money, and commiting a crime for it, is stupid, idiotic, and immoral.

    having it pass slowly through your digestive system is nothing for a
    condom really
    Condoms weren't made for such highly acidic enviorments. The stomach is a much more acidic enviorment than the vagina or anal canal. Condoms dissolve in the stomach.

    Maybe a bit greedy, but not morons.
    Being greedy doesn't equal being a moron. Shoving a condom filled with toxic material down your throat for a little money is being a moron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
    What other standard is there? It's like morality. For me, risking my life for a less-than-respectable amount of money, and commiting a crime for it, is stupid, idiotic, and immoral.
    I just can't grasp or comprehend such logic. O____O
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Angel
    It makes him a criminal. Not all poor people steal. Some *gasp!* go find work, do anything LEGAL and SENSIBLE to earn money and live respectfully.

    As for dire situations, yes, people often do crazy things. But doing stupid and crazy things that could seriously risk your lives for nothing more than money is just that - stupid.
    It's not easy to just go and find work. Most employers won't hire you if you can't even afford to take a bath or clean clothes. You can't just assume that all people that are poor are just lazy. And I never said all poor people steal, I was stating a specific example.

    A few dollars to you could mean a few thousand in the minds of Columbians who often make a few dollars in a month. If they have a family to feed, they'll go to desperate situations to do so. What you think is "stupid" can be seen has courageous to some people, especially those willing to sacrifice their lives so that their family can live better for a month longer. I'm not saying the smuggler at the airport is doing it for his family, he might have other goals, but like I said: desperate != stupid.

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