20 Fun Things to do in the drive-thru

[bloody_rain]

I just found this on the internet, wanted to share it with you guys.....Read on, you're guaranteed to laugh!!!
Feel free to add your own...or better yet, try them out, I dare ya.....

20 Fun Things to do in the drive-thru
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order,
using colorful expletives in ways which would
embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with
transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers
are unable to hear each other and, thus,
each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to).
When the manager comes to the mic,
speak English and inquire as to why
the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order
("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get
a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e.,
"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and
a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order,
then slip out of line and watch the fun as
the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food,
hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll
dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker
will think there is a problem with the speaker
and ask you to order at the window.
When you arrive at the window,
speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone.
When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at
their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone
speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their
own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk.
When you approach the window to pickup your order,
have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male,
have a female friend place the order by speaking
VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker.
When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept
your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow
employees have been called over to the window to
"check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

[gokufusionss1]

*cough cough*.....................and then?

[Chris]

My eyes hurts and my heads in pain!
I would have done it this way:

01. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order,
using colorful expletives in ways which would
embarrass the patrons inside.

02. Drive through backwards.

03. Belch your order.

And so on...your setup totally screws up my health
I couldn't even finish reading it...

[ChibiInuYasha]

These are very creative. Once, in a fit of bordem, I went to the
drive-thru and when they said "Can I take your order?" I paused briefly and shouted "NO!" My friends and I laughed histarically. That's when I noticed I was stuck in the drive-thru and I would have to drive by the window.

[RSL]

I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.

[Chris]

I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.

Amen! Like they already don't have it hard enough.

[Meat Puppet]

RSL read my mind. Before even I could.

[Logan]

I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.

Two of my friends used to work drive-through for Taco Bell, and after I heard some of their horror stories, I was always extremely polite to fast food workers. Don't make them sad!

[Citizen Bleys]

As someone who worked in fast food for 4 years, I can unequivocally state that not one of those is the least bit funny. You'll just make the employees think that you're mentally deficient, or perhaps a lobotomy patient. And if you haven't had a lobotomy, they'll be happy to perform one for you. Gratis.

[Strider]

Just let them earn their paychecks without the extra hassles. Jeez.

[Doomgaze]

1 Fun Thing to Do while Working in the Drive-Thru:

1. Spit in the customer's food when they pull crap like this.

[Leeza]

OOC:	Doomgaze's theme looks great with the new style colours.

I was guaranteed a laugh. I didn't get one.

[TasteyPies]

OOC:	Not bad at all

Thats mean, leave those guys alone.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

I don't see why it's necessary to make someone who works at a fast food restaurant's job crappier than it already is.

I used to work drive thru. It sucked. I used to torture CUSTOMERS. Like, "Have a nice day, meow." I said meow eight times in a row to one customer. It was funny.

[kikimm]

1. Order your food?

I only go to fast food places when I'm starving, and there's nothing else around. I want this food as fast as possible, I don't want to mess around. Getting, and eating my food as quite fun enough for me.