The war on terror is about as "real" as the war on cancer. In other words, it isn't.
Yup. They're all holograms, all those troops, ships, and airplanes. And all those families that claim to have lost loved ones? Damn liers. The goverment pays them handsomely, I tell ya.

Also, all those scientists working on treatments and cures for the various forms of Cancer - all lies. All those people that go through chimotherapy and lose hair, all the donations to hospitals... it's all bogus.