PG: Hey newbie guess what?
Nooblar: What?
PG: we have a fun game for new people?
Nooblar: Oh yeah?
Everybody else: [whispering] Uh oh
PG: Yep, it's just right here in this dark corner. C'mon
PG: [terrible acting] Oops I dropped my wallet. Wanna pick it up for me?
Nooblar: Sure I'll just bend over and....

*SEXORS NEWBIE*

*flees*

:p