Hey, we've found him! But... Oh, wait...

[Strider]

http://www.sbsun.com/Stories/0,1413,...486134,00.html

Hmm. Granted, this might have no basis whatsoever since it hasn't been reported in any major newspapers that I'm aware of, but it's interesting to talk about nonetheless. For all we know, it could be one of those October surprises that everyone waits for.

"Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we found Osama bin Laden right before the elections?"
"Yeah, that'd be wild."

... You see what I mean?

[nik0tine]

Osama is in Pakistan because the U.S. could never invade Pakistan. Nice plan Osama.

[Peegee]

But they have Saddam, right? It's not just some guy with a beard they SAY is Saddam, right?

<.<

[Shadow Nexus]

In the article, that newspaper refers to the The Sun, even if the title of the page is "San Bernadino Country Sun". Well, if that newspaper has anything to do with The Sun, it's not a reliable source.

[gokufusionss1]

U.S. forces cannot send troops into Pakistan after Osama bin Laden without an invitation from the Pakistani government, the Defense Department told The Sun on Friday.

Well duh!

[Endless]

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/captured.asp

[Shoeberto]

Story of our lives - the princess is always in another castle.

[Casey]

We've probably not found him, now that this is national news. He's probably on the run now.

[Shadow Nexus]

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/captured.asp

I hate that site, it takes the fun out of everything.