Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Earlier in school this year, I lit a t-shirt on fire and proceeded to parade around school with it alight.

On the other side of the school, in a completely un-related incident, at exactly the same time, someone pulled the fire alarm for no reason, and the fire fighters came down to the school and I was charged about $500.

I wish I could find out who that little bastard was, so I could set him on fire.
HA HA!