Me and square_is_the_best have a book of random things we say, so here's a few:
"E-News are just Emus with more feathers"
'If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have two pennys."
We also made a few words...
SITB made: Prizimated
and I made: PhasePhatical.
Here's a sentence so you can get the meanings..
"Life is phasephatical except when it's Prizimated".