Immature poest imitate, mature poets steal - T.S.Elliot
Money can't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy - Spike Milligan.
Try to relax and enjoy the the Crisis - Ashliegh Brilliant
When did I relise I was god? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to myself - Peter O'Toole
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission - Cecile Stewart
I'm not in denial. I'm just selecytive about the reality I accept - Calvin
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together.