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  1. 10-31-2004, 02:59 AM #1
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    Default Reason to fear women even more now.

    http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...olitan/2873164

    I completely lost my lunch/dinner/breakfast.
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    Oh, ow. That's not right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doomsday
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    This one is different. What worries me more is that the guy didn't realize it. HOW CAN YOU NOT REALIZE IT? I mean at some point when a woman starts to take off your pants, even if you're asleep, at some point it has to hit you.

    Oh man...I lost my appetite. Egad.
  4. 10-31-2004, 03:11 AM #4
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    Hahaha, I had to screenshot this one, I find great it funny what advertisement popped in on this story to say "hello!"

    I don't think South Beach Diet is going to get any hits from that story, I'm sorry to say.
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    ouch *cries*
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    When detectives spoke with the suspect by phone, she told them she threw the man's penis off the back porch of her home, Diaz said. Deputies searched the yard for hours, but found nothing. They also have not found the knife, which the woman claimed to have dumped around Little York
    Imagine you get told by your boss to seek for a penis on a backyard. My life would then make sense.
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    My crotch hurts now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Nexus
    Imagine you get told by your boss to seek for a penis on a backyard. My life would then make sense.
    xD
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    If i were an abusive guy who had his penis cut off, i would have killed the person who did it immediately and painfully. Very painfully indeed. The phrase "Garage hysterectomy" also comes to mind.
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    I wonder if they will get back together any time soon?
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    ...eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
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    Crazy-ass bitch. I'd cut something off of her, too.
    When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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