Names you will never name your childern

[Del Murder]

My children will be named Stardust and Moonbeam. Thus they will never be named anything that is not one of those names.

Way to doom your children to a childhood of ridicule and a career in the adult film industry before they are even born, Romes.

[Fuzakeru]

Boys - Jim, John, Mark, Bob, Dick, Beauford, Bubba, etc.
Girls - Jane, Jill, Mary, etc.

I will name my daughter Faye Ann ( not after Cowboy Bebop so don't go there. Faye comes from my Grandmother's Middle name ). And for a son - his name will be Maverick Leedon.

-rolls around on the floor for a little bit-

[Ryth]

I don't like Earnest, Donald, Lenny, Bruce, Moe, or Fergie. Well Bruce is okay but I wouldn't name my child that.

[Awrini]

Hmmm, I know. Donut.

[Denmark]

I've said in the past that I will name my child Boy or Girl. more than one, start numbering. More than one at once, add letters. so much easier than naming them.

although I only plan to have one child at the most, and I doubt any potential mother would let me name them Boy or Girl. :\

[Breine]

These names may sound even more strange to you than they do to me because they're all Danish.

Female: Gertrud, Bertha, Gertha, Olga, Martha, Waltraud

Male: Åge, Mogens, Karl, Kaj, Børge, Ejnar, Frede

[Ryth]

I have more

Boy: A girl's name like Susan or Lucy

Girl: A guy's name like Peter or Edward

[Shlup]

I will never have a daughter named Sarah.

[Jojee]

I like the name Sky... and January.... and.... stuff like that. XD *swt* months are ok. Nature-y stuff is ok.

Some names are just unoriginal, though... ^^ They're not bad, but... John? Anyway I don't think I would spare my kid the pain and give him/her a nice, normal name >=] Cos' I am evil. I would not name my kid Rachel, James, Amanda, Kate, ..John.. Jane... etc. Nothing wrong with them, just... too normal

[Dking'squeen]

girl: London, Paris, Monica, Kelly, Beyonce, Dana, Leslie, Sherelle, Danise, Shaniqua
boy: Sodapop, Danny, John, Frank, Benny, Ah-Keem, Hakeem, Raheem, Rakim, Bob..
I think I'll stick with Brandon

[theundeadhero]

I will never name my first daughter anything but Michelle Daisy Johnston. o_O You know my last name now.

[Ryth]

I will never name my girl Brahne because she might end up fat, greedy, pig-headed and worst of all BLUE! like Queen Brahne in FFIX


Hey! I know what Queen Brahne really is she isn't human she's a...


BLUE MEANIE!!


(A blue meanie are evil blue weirdo villians that invade Pepperland (SPOILER)(like how Brahne invaded Lindblum) in the Yellow Submarine.)

[StarlightAngel]

I will never name my girl Brahne because she might end up fat, greedy, pig-headed and worst of all BLUE! like Queen Brahne in FFIX


Hey! I know what Queen Brahne really is she isn't human she's a...


BLUE MEANIE!!


(A blue meanie are evil blue weirdo villians that invade Pepperland (SPOILER)(like how Brahne invaded Lindblum) in the Yellow Submarine.)

When I watched that movie, it became #1 on my list of 'Most likely to have been thought up when creator was drunk/high'.

[theundeadhero]

It was the Beatles and they were trippin pretty hard I would guess.

[DarkMaelstrom]

Blankey...NEVER Blankey. I mean, what kind of crack and pot was Michael Jackson mixing when he decided to call his son Blankey? Man, i feel sorry for that kid. Maybe MJ was stoned and just named him the first word out of the baby's mouth...what a freak...