Names you will never name your childern

[Jojee]

*smirk* I'd never name my kid Walker.

[JaytodaP]

Cornelius, Gaylord, and Dumas

[Spammerman]

anyname that doesnt start with the first letter of my name(A) or my wifes name.hopefully a as well

[KentaRawr!]

Stupid Head Skipper poop. o_o

[crashNUMBERS]

Boy: Casey *hint* *hint* EoFF member!!

Good call.

Oh uhhh..... About that...

*runs*

[Apollo]

Hmmm, I would never name my kid after me!

[~yunie~]

any final fantasy name characters!

[Luthien Rogue]

Todd. If I had a kid named Todd, I'd be afraid he'd hang himself to spare himself the torment of being a Todd.

Hey man, my uncle's name is "Todd" and I love that name; reminds me of the fox.

Female:

Bertha, Olga, Gay, Marge...

Male:

Francis, Clancy, Igor, Earl, Doug...

First/middle names:

Buster Cherry, Dick Dangle, Dick Yourren, Dick Stryker, Freda Brests, Richard Dick, Richard Head, Aida Weiner, I. Kutcherkokoff, Jack Goff, Rimas Kaukenas

[Mo-Nercy]

Jack Goff

I know someone with that name. (Jack Gough, actually, pronounced the same.)

Joey-joe-joe-junior-shabado is a definite no-no.

[Mercen-X]

I hate all double barreled names. why? why give your child 2 names? Isnt 1 enough?

Kagga

My kids are going to have double-barrel names and here's why: because they are.
Actually, having multiple names works twice for you. You can easily boggle someone's brain by having four names to remember. Second, if they ever wanted to change their name, they'd have one or more than just their middle name to choose from. It's hard thinking up a real name to change yours to. It's easier if you have some "in stock" hehe.

If it was a girl I wouldn't name it: Fiona, Bethany, Sally, Sharon, Stacy, & Tracy.

I hate all of those names. (sorry if someone has one of those names, but I just detest them)

My cousin's name is Sharon and I love her soooo much. Actually, we call her Cherbear anyway, so I guess, like, whatever.

[DMKA]

DMKA is a horrible name... :rolleyes2

O RLY?

[AROW]

Birtha no doubt

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

If it's a boy, I'm never naming him, "Austin."

Some punk who was named, "Austin," jumped me from behind, twice. He refused to fight me like a man, so he doesn't deserve to have any child share his name. When he gets out of jail, though, he's gonna wish he NEVER pissed off a Juggalo!(If you happened to be named, "Austin," no offense. That douche is still in jail for coke possession.)

*winces*

In any events, names I'd avoid are mainly those that are hypenated or otherwise expanded beyond what they should be, like Jean-Marie or the like.

[-N-]

I refuse to name my kids anything remotely European.

[amratis]

Chantel, Crystal or any other gem's like ruby or sapphire.