Names you will never name your childern

[Spuuky]

My children will be named Stardust and Moonbeam. Thus they will never be named anything that is not one of those names.

[Calliope]

"Are you sure he eats meat?"

[Maxico]

And for guys, no Max's.

You have made an enemy today


I was going to make a list but Im just sad now.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I like names that are spelt alternatively to how they are conventionally spelt. Like Aimee.

I find names like that to be profoundly obnoxious.

[Mo-Nercy]

I like names that are spelt alternatively to how they are conventionally spelt. Like Aimee.

I find names like that to be profoundly obnoxious.

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*crumples up sheet of names*

[Loony BoB]

Alex, Alec, Alexander, Alexandra, Alexis and any other such variation. Because I'm pretty sure around 50% of the girls in my generation want to name their kids Alex.

[escobert]

Bob. I don't mind Robert, but I don't want to run the risk of someone giving him the nickname Bob.

More generally speaking, I don't like all the common names. There's quite a few, the one that really jumps out at me is Jessica.

I like names that are spelt alternatively to how they are conventionally spelt. Like Aimee.

[Shlup]

I will not name my children anything other than Timothy Ian, Saria Maynard, and Trinity Jean. So there we go.

[K-chan]

I would like to name my kids ,god forbid if I ever have any, either Alexander for a guy and Alexis for a girl. -^_^- they're cute names.

I'd never name my kids after me or give them a REALLY plain name like Sue or John.

[Ryth]

I forgot about Wilbur, Olga, Ernie, Donald, Alfred.


Maybe Brennan I got that name so I'm kinda in between with it. What do you guys think of my name Brennan is it a good, okay, or a horrible name you pity me for having? Also be truthful don't be polite just because I'm asking and you don't wanna hurt my feelings be truthful.

[Chaos]

I would never call my kids Eugene, Boris, Ermentrude, Trevor, Gladis, Fifi-Trixibelle, Fanny or Dick.

I know someone who knows someone called Richard Head. That name is amusing.

And Dwane Pipe.

Those parents must of hated their kids from Day 1.

If I ever have a boy I might call him Jason, and a girl...possibly Catherine.

Chaos

[Logan]

I find names like that to be profoundly obnoxious.

Me too. My friend's name is Erin, and she keeps changing it to Eryn and then to Erinn, because she found out someone at another school was named "Eryn", and she just HAD to be original

I'd never name my kid Dilbert. Or Steve.

[Project G]

Male-Sheldon (Even though I love that name)
Female-Anyone famous

[War Angel]

I'll name my kid Adolph then tattoo a moustache just below his\her nose. Yeah.

[Lazlow]

I would never name my kid Nicholas. What a horrible name.

Hey that's my name! But yeah, I'd never use it either, cos between the ages of about 5 and 15 all I got was "Hey, are you KNICKER-LESS?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" :rolleyes2
But now I'm mostly just Nick, which I like fine.

But on topic, I would never call my kids anything like old-people names (ie, Martha, Gladys, Harold etc.), or anything too wacky and embarassing. If it's a girl I'm going to call her Keira (after Keira Knightley), and I haven't decided on a boy's name yet .