Names you will never name your childern

[PearlRose]

I'd never want to give my child a name that was too "out-there" or too normal or plain. Names like Bill, Mary, Jim, Jane, and Sally come to mind in the too plain category, and names like Jessica, Hayley, Sean, Dylan and Jennifer seem to be a dime a dozen. My family has quite a few old-fashioned names - Margaret and Elwood spring to mind - and I don't think I could name a child that, either.

I want a unique name, but nothing too unique. I personally like Megra for a girl, but that might be bordering the line between nicely creative and too creative. ;



-Maggie

[MistaCloudStrife]

I will never name my child... ..... .. . . .. .



DUN DUN DUN



GAYLORD!!!!!!!

Terrible name... And i wanna see Meet the Faukers.... =P

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Richard Karn. Enough said

and I wouldn't name anyone who is pictured in this flash movie

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=58184

[Dr.K]

I heard someone named their children after the lanthanides in the periodic table. Some people have almost TOO much (bad) imagination.
As for me, i'd probably refrain from calling them anything ridiculous i guess, altho it seems to be the norm for celebrities to call their offspring the longest names ever nowadays. tiger-lily-toffee-apple-crumble-chocolate-gateau anyone?

[Little Miss Awesome]

I wouldn't call my kids these names, sorry if anyone is offended

Girls: Felicity, Norma, Hortense, Victoria, Lydia, Betty

Boys: Joe, George, Bert, Ernie, Frederick, Eric, Hansel, Beau, Bob

[Red Skull]

I wouldn't want to name my son Gaylord.

Paulus is a nice name, or Caesar, Tyranus maybe. But then again he would be teased for Tyr-anus.

[Dragon Ash]

guys - romundo, beckham *fumes with anger*

girls - morag, harmony

i'd go for semi-unusual names but nothing that could be considered too hippy. *apologises to any hippies out there*

[Red Skull]

Muhammed, Mustafa, Abdullah. No offence but I highly dislike those names.

[Crazy the Clown]

If it's a boy, I'm never naming him, "Austin."

Some punk who was named, "Austin," jumped me from behind, twice. He refused to fight me like a man, so he doesn't deserve to have any child share his name. When he gets out of jail, though, he's gonna wish he NEVER pissed off a Juggalo!(If you happened to be named, "Austin," no offense. That douche is still in jail for coke possession.)

[Belethdolien]

I think olga is an extremely bad name (No offence if anyone here is named that...) and also Olaf, Bartha and Fredrikke.. *shudders*

[=Angelus=]

i think i'm just against "Barbie" and "Ken"... and according to this wierd search thing... "Jesus" seems to be the 10th most popluar name in the world!...*shivers in fear* Scary....

oh wait... is anyone here named Shiva?

[Sephex]

I want to name my kid Telephone. Think about it. When someone calls for my kid, it will save me some work. All I have to do is say "Telephone" and the kid will know what to do.

That never really went well with anyone I told that to.

Oh, and I would never name a kid Melvin. That's just terrible.

[theundeadhero]

That never really went well with anyone I told that to.

Went well with me. Congradulations!

[Ryth]

I want to name my kid Telephone. Think about it. When someone calls for my kid, it will save me some work. All I have to do is say "Telephone" and the kid will know what to do.

That never really went well with anyone I told that to.

Oh, and I would never name a kid Melvin. That's just terrible.

I get it! HA!

Yes WTF is up with BLANKEY! I'm all for originality but BLANKEY!?!? C'mon! What's next Broom, Turkey, Peanut, Pillow, or Sippy Cup? Those poor childern also Micheal Jackson might as well take the masks off because everyone knows that's Micheal's poor childern because of the masks plus if he/she (don't know which one) answers to Blankey you know for sure!

[theundeadhero]

I prefer toaster myself.