Nice work.
Nice work.
Awesome. I was waiting for this.
Or a bard.Originally Posted by masamune1600
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Episode III - "Let's dance!"
Luckily for the you, and the rest of humanity, you can restart from the last save until you manage to kick the King's ass. When you finally win, feel free to pat yourself on the back because the next location on the list is the last dungeon in the game.
But let's not get carried away, no sense in going anywhere without a bit of healthy inspiration, Final Fantasy IV style. Hop on the whale and head back to Mysidia.
Neither could I, honestly. I mean, you'd think that if you were wishing off the five heroes to whose hands the fate of the entire world laid in you'd be able to come up with something better than "Edward has always thought about you people."
Honestly...
Perhaps some other time when there is not an evil moonman trying to destroy humanity.
And now! A slew of generic, questionably inspirational textboxes in no particular order!
Good times.
And dead, too.
Well, surprisingly the old man is correct. The time has finally come to head back to the moon to fulfill your destiny and put a stop to the evil Zemus.
The lunar skid marks have never looked so inviting.
When you arrive, head straight to the crystal room. Square had the great idea of making the crystals NPCs at this point in the game. Hey, I'm not complaining!
Yaoi comics start the same way!
This is either poorly translated or just a flat out lie. This is the only guidance these bastard crystals will ever give you:
No sh**.
Very convenient that an evil moonman keeps incredibly powerful weapons that he's weak to in his lair with him. Well, all the better for you. Time to get em.
... But not before a 20 minute light show (with complementary transportation).
After the game is done taking advantage of the entire color spectrum and the smoke, confetti, and chicken feathers have cleared you'll find yourself in the final dungeon. It's the longest, toughest and most frustrating place in the entire game.
Make your way through the the dozens of floors and secret passages and eventually you'll come upon the first sealed weapon.
This guy wants you to go to eternal gloom of the Dark World, however, it's much easier to just kill him.
Understanding his dialogue is harder than he is, take him out quickly for Edge's Murasame.
The next sealed weapon is Kain's White Lance
If everyone who dealt with woe had to face off against this ugly ahriman there would be a lot less people in the world, that's for sure.
There is a save point close to this room so after taking out Plague be sure to save, the next two sealed weapons have incredibly difficult bosses guarding them.
He detests it so much it puts it right out where the people coming to kill him can get their hands on it! What an evil genius!
I guess he was betting on Wyvern to take you out. Not such a bad idea, I mean... My bet's on wyvern. Good luck, bitches.
If you do manage to beat this souped-up Bahamut freak beast you'll get Cecil's Crystal Sword. Nice.
Hahahaha!
You guessed it, Edge's Masamune comes from Ogopogo, but if I had to choose between his introductory textbox or the sword, give me the textbox, every time.
Congratulations! You've unlocked the last of the sealed weapons. You're now ready to face off against Zemus! Rest up and save before you go on any further. If you're out of tents and cabins you can pick one up in this room:
As well as encountering simultaneously the rarest and oddest random battle in the whole of Final Fantasy IV.
Cross your fingers!
TO BE CONTINUED!
(You think that you, the ones from the internet, can handle this power of cheese, Cinderblock!)
It's like when you have lots of gas and you hold it in, and then you can't hold it in anymore, so you let it go all at one time. Nice job.
EDWARD HAS ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT YOU PEOPLE!
Quina said it best: "I so happy."
The yaoi line was the best.
I heart you Jer Bear <3
Hi! I don't come on here often, but when I do, be sure to say hi. I'm nice and I don't bite. I just have a life.
Square Games I have beaten:
FFIV, FFVI, FFIX, FFVII
Square Games I am currently playing:
FFX, FFV, Chrono Trigger
Pleeeeeease don't spoil anything for me. Or I will cry. And maybe stab you with a plastic fork.
After this finishes I'm enforcing a mandatory linkage rule in the signatures of everyone who's read this.
[q]The lunar skid marks have never looked so inviting.[/q]xDDDDDDDDDDD
Nice update.
You mean...it's coming to an end? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brilliant.
2 updates, in short order. Nice
"oh well, wherever whever you are. Iron maiden's, gonna get you, no matter how far. See the blood flow, whatchin it shed, up above my head. Iron Maiden, will watch you again!"
I concur.
*DIES LAUGHING*
ZOMG! Bad Yaoi though. Incest between Golbez and his mop-- I mean uncle.
anyone know how i can save these things in full?
"I Garland shall knock you all down!"
Haha, that yaoi comment was hilarious. Good to see another update so soon, and that the Episode III had so much details. How many more updates are you going to post? You could finish it with one more chapter, but the game can be prolonged too. Too bad this the Easytype so there's so porno mag joke to add. I usually have Cecil read the magazines as preparations for the final battle when he's on the final floor where Golbez and the mop are fighting Zemus.
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryûkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryûkishi
Try http://demented3d.com/ffiv/ . I think that's it.
Brilliant.
Sweet. I was hoping you would include the pink tail thing. That always takes awhile to get. I'm suprised you did it!
Episode IV? Just one more? I need help with the final boss.
Necro, you're GREAT.
Episode IV - "W."
With the legendary pink tail in hand, it's time for one final trip to Earth. Round up your old vehicles, you'll be needing them one last time.
Now I wouldn't say this is the most convenient or intelligent place to live in the world, which is why it's perfectly suitable for a couple of miniature freaks who enjoy collecting severed animal tails.
...and apparently they also take pleasure in naming their dwellings stupid backwards "ruin-the-surprise" style names.
Well that's convenient...
I wonder what kind of ore it could be!?
Yeah, he can be a real pain in the ass.
Even rats know better than to live in a small dumb cave on a small dumb island.
Anyway, now comes the good stuff!
Congratulations! You now are in possession of the most rare and powerful piece of armor in Final Fantasy IV. At this point, it is safe to consider yourself unstoppable.
Well... almost unstoppable.
Finally, back down to the underworld!
Ah, the home of Kokkol, the world's greatest blacksmith!
Lali.
Kokkol is also the world's greatest and clear-speaking sleeptalker.
This is the eqivilent of getting upset and crying "I can't even find ten-million dollars laying in the street!"
I guess he didn't ask the small dumb guys.
So that's why I couldn't trash that awful Legend sword.
This! The Excalibur!
And on that note, the time has come for the final showdown. Well, after a trip back to the moon and another 7 hour lightshow, anyway.
Make your way back down toward the Moon Core. You should have a much easier time with your new suit of armor and extra levels. When you feel you're ready, save your game and proceed to the final area.
For the first couple screens here you'll face the hardest groups of random encounters in the game, including double sets of Behemoths and Dragons. You know you've reached the last screen when you start facing Mind and Breath for every encounter.
Mind can be troublesome, as he is constantly confusing multiple members of your party, it's probably best just to run from him.
Hmm, Breath likes to use scan... A lot.
Busted!
Little known fact, "W." actually stands for "[W]e are secretly lovers."
And the power of love prevails!
Oh, I hope you weren't terribly psyched to fight Zemus.
...
THE END?
(Awkward moment alert!)
Not bad. I prefer the first couple, but not bad.
Heh, good work Necron. Ah man, only 1 more episode to go, eh? Well I hope it turns out good!
"We defeated him. What a pity."
XD I never even noticed that line before. "Oops, sorry we accidently destroyed the greatest threat ever known to man, thus saving the planet. Sorry, won't happen again."
AWWWW it ended already! damn you should do this for other FF games
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Awesome as always.
Any chance some of this will be produced for, say, FFVI?
Are you dissing Master Woosley?
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