this should be made an official walkthrough.
Aslo, you left out the Dark Matter bit for Zeromous.
this should be made an official walkthrough.
Aslo, you left out the Dark Matter bit for Zeromous.
It's not very funny.
That reminds me that when my cousin and I first beat this game, Rosa said something like, "What's were Zemus' last words?" And my cousin was like, "I WILL NOT PERISH AS LONG AS THEIR IS EVIL IN THE HEARTS OF PEOPLE PUFF!!!"Originally Posted by Walter
excellent move! *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*
Hahaha, that was funny! Especially the emo and LJ thing. And the reference about FuSoYa being a mop. And good thing you kept the "You, the man of darkness, using it doesn't mean anything to me, you fools!" Engrish part.Ah, this makes me want to play FFIV again. Do the Meteo now... I mean, the epilogue. And... I... think... Zeromus... would... get... kicked... out... of... #eoff... for... punctuation... flood...
I don't think Dark Matter exists in the original US version of FFIV.
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
I really can't come up with anything else to say than: "Great! Brilliant! Amazing!"
You rock so hard.
I am rock hard, right now.
OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWDOHMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!1111one1
Brilliant, man! B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T! I laughed so hard! It has all the good things! Mop references! Emo references! LJ references! Engrish references! Ellipses-overuse references! Yaoi references! Cliché RPG references! Bitch references!
The "Zeromus will continually use his theoretical celestial alpha move" line cracked me up so much for some reason.
You better do the Epilogue now, or I'll bitch, piss, and moan to you over AIM.
xDThat reminds me that when my cousin and I first beat this game, Rosa said something like, "What's were Zemus' last words?" And my cousin was like, "I WILL NOT PERISH AS LONG AS THEIR IS EVIL IN THE HEARTS OF PEOPLE PUFF!!!"
Do the Meteo now!
Splitup text boxesis messed
and I will do the same as Takara I will be mean over AIM.
OMGWTFBBQLOL!!! Gramm Cracker....:P This will be a classic!!!!
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
<-- Take it from my little friend to the left.
Do not lose your braincells!
GRR! ZRR!
Simply hilarious
eh?
Like FF:MQ
Making fun of FFMQ just wouldn't be as funny. Some things don't require heckling.
I'm thinking of doing FFVI but I'm a bit scared that you'll think I'm ripping off this...
Well, you kinda would be, but if you think you can do it well, go for it.
If it's good, we'll applaud. If it sucks, we'll say you made a bad attempt to copy this one.
Your call
GRRAAAM!!!!
That is all.
Epilogue
Well done, indeed. Zeromus is destroyed, and peace can once again return to the world, underworld, and moon of Final Fantasy IV.
I mean, sure there are probably still probably aggressive mythical beasts in every corner of the world, just waiting to randomly encounter any unsuspecting person who takes so much as a single step out of a town or castle, but that's completely beside the point. What's important now is that the people of Final Fantasy IV, NPCs and heroes alike, can now finally go on with their lives, and pursue their own personal goals and desires without worrying about giant destructive robots and crazy moonmen compromising them. In fact, the first example of this is about to happen!
The ending of Final Fantasy IV is surprisingly similar to that of a dating simulation hentai game ending, where two of the main characters, usually relatives of the same gender, finally end up sleeping with each other.
Unfortunately full motion video was not available at the time.
Have fun, you two.
And now, let's take a look at what the rest of our heroes are up to after ridding Zeromus from the world.
I'd be bummed too if I had to do homework issued by a guy who admittedly knows absolutely nothing, and is otherwise known for saying things such as "Ahuh!"
Uh, oh! Watch out Chamberlain!
(What I wouldn't do for a baby bushhag plush toy.)
Well, except absolutely everything.
No, seriously. You're not right at all.
My favorite part of Final Fantasy IV, hands down.
Hahahaha, yeah. Keep telling yourself that, king.
As useless as ever, some things never change.
If everyone dealt with responsibility this way, the world would be a better place.
It doesn't surprise me that Kain is off moping by himself, since he's basically the only guy in the group who didn't become a king, or pick up a gay lover.
Um.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Holy exclaimed ellipsis, Cecil! What could it be?
I know, this is where you give your final speech about all the things you've learned during the course of the game, right? You're going to tell us that where there is hatred, love will one day come through and safe us all, and that you've learned the most important thing is to follow your heart and do what you feel is right. You're going to give us all a reason to remember you as the best, and most insightful protagonist a Final Fantasy game has ever been graced with, right?
Eh, well. I guess there's still time to look into the camera and say Good-bye...
Ooh, zing!
Well done, Cecil. You did it, buddy.
THE END!
(Thank you to everyone who read, replied, gave feedback, and inspired me to continue until the end. I hope you've all enjoyed Final Fantasy IV - "Ah, The Power of Cheese" as much as I have enjoyed writing it. Erm... Never mind.)
Bravo!!!
Well done. Well done indeed!
I know I haven't commented at all, but I have been reading it from about your third post. It was truely brilliant, I loved it.
Me too!
So... funny... must... breathe... ...puff...
What about a FFVII one?
My Cure spell brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like: "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I could Heal you, but I have to charge.
I'm partially happy because of the update and partially sad because it's the last one.
You will go down in EoFF history. Someone please archive this.
LMAO, that was so funny! A great ending to a great series of episodes. Good job, man!
Rosa, Rydia, Palom, Porom, Cid didn't become kings or get a gay lover, either. Erm. Never mind.It doesn't surprise me that Kain is off moping by himself, since he's basically the only guy in the group who didn't become a king, or pick up a gay lover.
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
Wow. After I read the Epilogue, I just had to read the entire series from start to finish again. Necro, this is quite possibly the single greatest thing ever. I'm usually not one for smilies, but I feel these are relevant here.
:bigbiggri
(On a related note, I DEMAND that BushHag be added to every major dictionary in the world.)
That was wonderful! The whole thing was just... too great for words. I'll really miss this... alot...
Once this happens, the world will be a much better place indeed.(On a related note, I DEMAND that BushHag be added to every major dictionary in the world.)
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