Since this if full of other requests, I would love to see one on how horrible FFVII is. Someone could make it on the monsters alone.
Since this if full of other requests, I would love to see one on how horrible FFVII is. Someone could make it on the monsters alone.
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I think this should be published, it's absolutely hysterical.
Yea, that one made my day! Great stuff Necro!!!Originally Posted by Doomsday
Me: Freaking HILARIOUS.
King of Fabul: TRULY!?
Me: Stop that.
YOU SPOONY BARD!!!!
You know the part where goblez was saying to Tellah "This doesnt concern you old man"? I think Goblez has a thing for old men >_> Why else would Tellah say Traitor?! And why would Cid say the dangerous word of cheat? >_> it makes sense now...
Nice stuff ^^
But Woosley didn't translate FFIV. A team of Japanese people did.
Keep up the good work Necro.
Sigless
I was referring to FFVI when they were talking about making fun of its script.
Oh, right. FFVI's script was nothing compared to FFIV's though, at least they made an effort for the plot to make sense (you son of a submariner!!! xD).
Sigless
I haven't the foggiest!
We want more! We want more! We want more!
Series 3
Episode I - "They were clearly out of ideas"
Golbez is obviously one tough cookie, but I don't think anyone expected him to have the power to survive solely through his severed hand. Not only does he continue to live through it, he also displays that he is able to talk with it, walk with it, dim the lights in the room with it, and worst yet: steal the crystal and dissapear with it!
Honestly, if this twist came as a surprise to you, you need to get out more.
This sounds like a really great idea, but it's really your only option since there is absolutely no where else you can go in the underworld on foot.
Before you take off, make some conversation.
Something tells me that this is not a very secure password.
And of course:
Kind words, really.
Once you're gotten your fill of dwarves head off toward the Tower of Bab-il.
*Screenshot not pictured to scale!
The Tower of Bab-il is exactly like the Tower of Zot making it highly uninteresting to go through, however, at the end you will get to face off against Dr. Frankenstein and his Monster so hang in there!
You said it!
What? Did you think I was kidding about this? I wouldn't get your hopes up for nothing. Don't be frightened by the appearance of this boss, after all, the battle is easier than it would be for Mary Shelley to sue Squaresoft.
To avoid a lawsuit, in Final Fantasy IV, Dr. Frankenstein magically turns into a mechanical skeleton that likes to poison you.
Classy.
But just when you think you've bested the rip off, he's got another cliché up his sleeve!
Dwarves, Biblical towers, Frankenstein, Robot Skeletons, and Super Cannons all in a half hour of gameplay.
Wow.
Silly girl, dwarves are always in danger. They're dwarves! You had better hurry and stop the cannon anyway, Giott was a nice guy after all.
I think it's safe to say Cecil just got moated.
The good thing is that whenever someone says there is absolutely no way to do something in an RPG it usually means it is entirely possible, and about to happen.
Even if it means someone had to sacrifice themselves. *gasp*
No need, living is something human beings do by default.
...Unless, of course, you happen to be Yang right now
TO BE CONTINUED!
(This is the first time I've used "moated" since Jr. High, I swear)
No need, living is something human beings do by default.
...Unless, of course, you happen to be Yang right now
ROFL
"Tell my wife...to live for me!"
Loving it!
You updating=me not stabbing you
Great stuff! C'mon! I want the next one NOW!!!
If the next one is done by Tuesday I will [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] you.
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Just beat the game for the first time this evening. This was very funny before, and now, it's hilarious. ^^
Thanks for the awesome commentary.
Smile. ^_^
You REALLY can't compare what Woolsey did to what the FFIV translation team did. Woolsey's script was intelligable and coherent. Doing a FFVI parody would be about 3 panels long, and consist of Kefka calling Edgar a "son of a submariner!" Locke stealing some poor bum's clothes, and Celes contemplating how fun it would be to jump off a cliff. There, I just gave you the entire thing.
Get me a PS emulator that can take screens and I'll do it.
Hmmm, you should probarly do it about FFI too. That has more stupid translationmistakes. Oh, and I love the new episode.
Moogle:
1. Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on it's head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say Kupo (or Puu)
Great new episode, as usual. I don't think FFVI translation was that bad. You'd be limited to at most 10 bad translations if you wanted to do an FFVI parody, and that's not much. I have a PSX emulator and FF7 PSX, and I could take screenshots, but I don't think FF7 translation was that bad overall. The script is huge there, 300-400+ pages for merely dialogue, so if there's one page worth of typos, that's still less than one percent of the game. And those tlansrations were fixed in the PC version anyway.
Finally, is it just me or are FFIV characters saying "What...!" or "What!" really frequently?
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People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
A good one to do would be Final Fantasy Tactics. The Engrish is awesome.
That game is too awe inspiring to make fun of. Any hope of the next one being done by Tuesday?
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The translations of FFVI arn't that bad, but there's still plenty of parts in the game that are strange or corny enough to make a good parody of. Example: (SPOILER)The citizens of Doma all drinking the poisoned water, not seeming to realize that GLOWING PURPLE WATER = BAD. Not to mention just about everything Ultros says.
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THIS
It's a great line but it was mentioned earlier in the thread which sort of takes some of the surprise out of it. If you like a certain cheesy part of the game it's most likely to see the finished episodes if there is no external references to it.
Same reason I didn't put a You Spoony Bard! image in there.
Episode II - "Cid is da bomb"
Golbez may not put his words together in a clear or coherent manner, but since the lights have dimmed we can safely assume that this is a threat. Better think of something fast!
Whew!
Well, that was convenient, unfortunately the Red Wings are after you in hot pursuit and catching up fast! With everything on the line, Cid decides to sacrifice his life so that you can make a safe escape.
Yang somehow stopped a supercannon by locking himself in the room with it, and Cid rebuilds a mountain by jumping out of an airship and blowing himself to pieces... right
Never said it had to make sense, but it's damn funny to watch.
And it assures us a sweet new ride in the near future.
Sorry Kain, I'm sure if Cid knew you were so concerned he would have killed himself in a much safer way.
Did he give that order before or after he fell to his exploding death?
I have no idea what the hell that means.
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Yang and Cid...
THANK YOU!
Again, your new vehicle capability only allows you to go to one new area in the entire world. That must be the next destination.
And what a way to start it off.
This is probably the least interesting "town" in the whole of Final Fantasy IV, if you even have the nerve to call it a town.
Even the Namingway in this place gets on my nerves. If I were you, I would hurry on as soon as you possibly can.
There is much better things to experience in the cave following anyway, for instance:
I guess it wasn't the monsters who brought this one down.
After a few battles and other soldiers who felt the wrath of the temperamental prince, it's finally time to meet him.
And boy oh boy does he suck
Pwned.
Aww, cheer up there Rydia, we have awesome vehicles to compensate for all of them! That hook was more useful than Cid ever was.
Heal up Edge and start heading up the Tower of Bab-il... Again.
Poor kid... I don't know if it's worse that his parents have been turned into horrible beasts or that they improperly use "the" in their threats against him.
Can't say I blame him for being so angry, although I'm not sure I'd ever make that noise.
But wait... There is something Rubicant doesn't know about Edge. When in a rage, he gains unspeakable powers!
And it does erm... -376 damage...
No matter, the members of your team who are actually worth the space in your party will take Rubicant out without a problem.
Don't worry Edge, your father's death was not in vain...
TO BE CONTINUED!
(Two handsome princes as permanent characters, good lord)
It rocks like always. Especially "The Incredible power"-part from Edge is great
Moogle:
1. Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on it's head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say Kupo (or Puu)
Maybe Edge should've thought to wait until Rubicant took his cloak off.
"Pwned"
Love it!
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