dude.... it's this ratty craptastic butthole of an upright bass my local music store has. made in 1912, It's got so many repair jobs, done in such a crappy way. it looks absolute CRAP. it's got a hole bunch of dings in it, and the back panels were ripped off and literally stapled back on. STAPLED. with these HUGE three inch wide staples. It's teh Franken Bass.

But dude. Oh My GOD. if you could hear the tone in this thing. it's amazing. you don't even have to play anything. i could listen to an entire CD made from this thing playing a low g, over and over again. it's freaking...just....dude.