Didn't they tell you that lions EAT Christians?

[Citizen Bleys]

When Stan tries to make Jesus sin in the desert he tells him he should jump off a building because God would save him anyway.

Yeah, damn that Stan guy.

[Shlup]

...What a bizzare thing to do. I kept seeing on the news that he jumped in and started praying, but not that he was trying to convert the lion or that he was bitten. What a loon.

Must be possessed by Stan.

[Erdrick Holmes]

.... I think that guy was fired from petsorfood.com or something.

[Shlup]

Or was he fired? Dun dun dun.

[Trumpet Thief]

Haha, I wish the lion had eaten him

chaos: Well said.

[Yamaneko]

Do you know what Christian sect he was trying to convert them to? That could make all the difference.

[DeBlayde]

Mormon sect, perhaps?

Probably the same nutty Aussie who tried to climb into Binky the Polar Bear's cage a few years back. Binky only stole that guy's shoe and the guy wasn't seriously harmed, but Binky kept the shoe and guarded it until he died of old age a few months later.

[nik0tine]

It's great to see people trying to make a difference in the world!