Teardrop

[Fate Fatale]

I was probably just kidding... probably...

[Carnage]

You are very lucky NBM

[Fate Fatale]

Don't hurt me...

[Dark Matter]

Uh-oh, what's happened last 3 weeks??

To NBM:
ahem, I went searching for the Queen of Teardrop, but I failed.
nah, never mind that stupid idea... I don't know they'd attack us while I'm away...
*sigh*I don't understand the situation, I need more time... I'll be right back.


PS: Wow, I finished playing Shadow Hearts II during my holidays, that's so cool!!

[Fate Fatale]

lol... cool

[Dark Matter]

aah, I'm so embarrassed to tell you what I've heard... :shame:

I went hunting for big game yesterday. That's when I heard the conversation below, between 2 citizens of Teardrop.

Hunter A: Teardrop's at peace again.....
Hunter B: hmm, since Dark Matter came back to Teardrop, our enemies just went off with their tails between their legs.
Hunter A: Yeah, nobody dares to attack Teardrop if our hero's here with us. DM's sooo cooool!!111
Hunter B: Wow, I want to be like DM.
Dark Matter: What did you say? (ha, they're talking about me! )
Hunter B: I WANT TO BE LIKE DARK MATTER!!!
Dark Matter: That's more like it. (...I forgot to bring my steel blade sword & six-legged horse along, they didn't recognize me... never mind )

haha, I really told you about that event! What's going to happen next?

[ChaosCalibur]

What's going to happen next is me invading your little village, peace or no peace, it's going to happen...

[Carnage]

And when you do the rest of eizon will be behind you

[Dark Matter]

What's going to happen next is me invading your little village, peace or no peace, it's going to happen...

Good!! You're the first to question my power. (SPOILER)Then, it's a duel between 2 men, maybe...
If you can face the unfettered fury of my rippling muscles, then come on!
*shows my muscle - ready to all evildoers!* If I win, I want your ChaosCalibur, the yellow one in your sign...

I'll be waiting for you here, Sagekai.... little village, you said, huh? nah, I destroyed it with this gunge lance a long time ago. It's like a city dead for a million years... Indeed, one of my favourite masterpieces!!

(SPOILER)*dig a big hole - just in case*

[ChaosCalibur]

By little village i ment your whole country :P And missiles? We're still in early years, and if you want a war so badly you have to take it up with the staff, they're holding it up, plus the only evil doers here are you, i must rid the world of things such as yourself and NBM... And Teardrop itself

[FightClubFan#47]

Just, no, no. We don't need another gay fake war!

[Dark Matter]

And missiles? We're still in early years, and if you want a war so badly you have to take it up with the staff, they're holding it up, plus the only evil doers here are you, i must rid the world of things such as yourself and NBM... And Teardrop itself

Missile? You meant my lance (ie Odin's Gunge Lance)?? Yes, it's as powerful as missile!
NO! I'm not the evildoer! It's you who're going to invade my lovely village. (Just becasue I love to boast my abilities, huh?? ) BTW, please call me Champion of Justice and Truth - Grand Papillon!

Just, no, no. We don't need another gay fake war!

What did he mean when he said 'gay fake war'??
OH YEAH!!!!111 He meant 'Eisgaean War I'!!!!
Edit:(SPOILER)Before this, I said some really offisive jokes, I'm such a big mouth! I've learned my lesson and ... Ok, I won't use spoiler tag anymore.

[FightClubFan#47]

Actually, before you get your buttons in a jumble, i meant the war was gay, not the parcipatnanrs. I was even in the war a little. Why would I call myself gay? And Trumps and Carnage are my great Eizon War buddies? Why would I call them gay? etc. etc. and everyone else (excluding members of teardrop *cough*and people who don't let me redeclare war more than twice*cough*) are cool.So before you find yourself angering the most powerful biggest wealthiest nation in Eizon, I think you might wanna cool down.

P.S. Please stop using spoilers. They get annoying.

[The Triumphant Hero]

Dark Matter:
1. It's CloudLeonhart, not CloudLeanHart
2. Champion of Justice and Truth my ass!
3. I'm not gay by either definition of the word
4. I did not participate in the war
5. Even if I had, I probably would have bombed your nation, not any others
6. Why do you care about other's sexual preferences?
7. Lovely Village? Try The Biggest Waste Of Space in Eizon!
8. "hmm, since Dark Matter came back to Teardrop, our enemies just went off." That's because they were afraid that they'd make you cry.

[FightClubFan#47]

Dark Matter:
1. It's CloudLeonhart, not CloudLeanHart
2. Champion of Justice and Truth my ass!
3. I'm not gay by either definition of the word
4. I did not participate in the war
5. Even if I had, I probably would have bombed your nation, not any others
6. Why do you care about other's sexual preferences?

Very Nice