The Grande Lande(or lack thereof) of Aquanacus

[The Triumphant Hero]

Just ask to join. Free positions of authority!
Ruler: Grand General Cloud Leonhart
Government type: Militant Rule
Name of Nation: Aquanacus
Name of Capital: Port Tempest
Values: Christianity, Acceptance of people
Laws: No stealing, no murder, no rape, no drugs, no assault, seafaring/fishing encouraged, piracy forbidden, No overworking children, No telemarketing, and NO FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
Punishments:
Stealing: Give the item back and "stealee" gets 1 free item of yours. Murder: Tied to the bottom of a boat, cut open on the wrists, and taken through shark territory.
Rape: Loss of all sex organs and forced to watch as they are thrown into a fire.
Drugs: You are put in the little white jacket that lets you hug yourself forever.
Assault: You get a flogging. A SEVERE flogging. Then the person you attacked gets 1 free hit on you.
Telemarketing: A group of doctors reach down your throut and rip out your voice box and vocal cords, then forced to stay in a room with a phone constantly ringing.
Piracy: Depends: If I like you, you get the option of being in my navy for 3 years. If not, you are bound, shackled, and thrown to the sharks.
Overworking Children: You are forced to spend the rest of your life working twice as hard as you worked them, with no breaks to sleep and 2 small meals a day.
Frivolous lawsuits: You are ordered to pay double what you sued for, then flogged.
Plans: I plan to become a major trade point and rule Eisgaea's off-continental contact. Then, I will build up my navy and dominate the world.
To join, just post in this thread and ask or PM me.
If you join I'll give you a position of leadership, first come first serve, and a city of your very own to relax in, as well as a nice, big flagship!